A Service I Can Get Behind: White Power Milk

[mollipen]

Milk that may appear by smell to be perfectly consumable (even organic), can contain contaminants such as suspended particles, parasites, bacteria, viruses, and fungi. Through extensive recruitment within the upper echelons of society, we deliver the finest milk purified in a way only we can. Our secret ingredient is in the process through which rich, beautiful, white girls gargle your milk to absolute perfection. It's her touch that sets us far above the rest. Our diverse selection includes West Coast, The South, New England, New York, and London. Each of the carefully selected girls offer subtle differences of background, yet what they share is most important. All are waiting to clean your milk with their mouths. That is our promise to you!

To be eligible to filter White Power Milk, each white girl must be accredited as socially elite and deemed physically in superb health. However, rarely is it necessary to involve interviews or doctors. When we find the right girl from the right family, we just know. The purification process begins with the purest raw organic cow's milk (absolutely no bovine growth hormone, no antibiotics, and no pesticides in the feed). This milk is stored in our Upper East Side, Manhattan cold storage facility awaiting your order. At that time, she enters our adjoining private spa area, and meets her attendant (usually a fellow White Power Milk gargler). The attendant collects her jewelry and clothing, assists in her bathing, and directs her mouth rinsing regimen. Needless to say, her dental health, and overall oral health is flawless.

Finally, she is led to the gargling room where she purifies your milk carefully for the allotted time the attendant dictates. The longer she gargles the milk, the more contaminants are able to be removed and the purer your milk becomes, so we, of course, recommend you request maximum purity. After she is done, the milk is deposited into your glass bottle, sealed, and returned immediately to cold room for delivery.

http://whitepowermilk.com/

[dog$]

And here I thought it would have been milk bottled and delivered by Grand Wizards or whatever the hell their titles are.

This is just gross. I want my milk without herpes, thanks.

[Yoshi]

On the front page, this is what this thread shows: " A service I can get behind: White Power..." The question is what's underneath Shidoshi's white sheet.

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

The question is why do you want to know?

[cigsthecat]

Boner alert!

[kedawa]

And here I thought it would have been milk bottled and delivered by Grand Wizards or whatever the hell their titles are.

This is just gross. I want my milk without herpes, thanks.

Yeah, I think I'd rather have the Grand Imperial Cyclops deliver milk to my door than drink the backwash of some cracker bitch.

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

racist.

[mollipen]

A friend on Twitter had an idea I can get even more behind:

Haven't read the site yet, but I'm assuming they're gargling breast milk, right? And if not, we should totally build that website. Dude, we've invented the money making fetish of the new millennium - white girls (of consenting age) gargling their own breast milk.

[icarusfall]

I prefer chocolate milk.

[kedawa]

Fun fact: many brands of chocolate milk are made from milk that has gone sour and been re-pasteurized. In Canada, dairy producers aren't allowed to call that stuff 'chocolate milk' anymore, so they'll call it 'chocolate flavoured dairy beverage' or something like that.