Apartment/renting/roommate Horror Stories

**Brisco Bold** · 25 Jul 2011, 11:22 PM

Please, share them.

**A Robot Bit Me** · 25 Jul 2011, 11:27 PM

A roommate of mine put a katana through the fridge.

**Josh** · 25 Jul 2011, 11:29 PM

I'll fucking tell you Jesus Christ Karen no you won't.

**Razor Ramon** · 25 Jul 2011, 11:32 PM

I woke up to find my roommate passed out on the couch with a bag of drugs in his embrace. It was a month into moving in and I thought he died.

**Drewbacca** · 25 Jul 2011, 11:39 PM

I've never required a room mate. A lot of people have asked to room with me. I like my space.

**Some Stupid Japanese Name** · 25 Jul 2011, 11:41 PM

Originally Posted by Razor Ramon

I woke up to find my roommate passed out on the couch with a bag of drugs in his embrace. It was a month into moving in and I thought he died.

I imagine Ramon wearing his Indiana Jones hat and clutching a bag of sand...

**A Robot Bit Me** · 25 Jul 2011, 11:41 PM

Originally Posted by Drewbacca

I've never required a room mate. A lot of people have asked to room with me. I like my space.

It is nice to put your feet up on the passenger seat without worrying about kicking anyone.

**FirstBlood** · 25 Jul 2011, 11:45 PM

I once lived with a girl that also owned the house. Halfway through my time there she got a dog and put it in a crate every second she wasn't sitting at the couch in the same room. Then she could not comprehend why, when she finally let it out of the crate, the dog would run laps around the couch at top speed and be completely insane. It also would get incredibly violent if anyone other than the girl tried to let it out of the crate.

She also gave me shit for hand washing my dishes instead of putting them in the dishwasher every single time.

Oh and also at the same house, the other roommate one time got wasted, came home, got naked, went downstairs to the bathroom, came back upstairs and accidentally entered my room and got into bed with me. Thankfully she was hot so it wasn't a bad thing, just awkward.