A roommate of mine put a katana through the fridge.
Please, share them.
A roommate of mine put a katana through the fridge.
I'll fucking tell you Jesus Christ Karen no you won't.
I woke up to find my roommate passed out on the couch with a bag of drugs in his embrace. It was a month into moving in and I thought he died.
I've never required a room mate. A lot of people have asked to room with me. I like my space.
Originally Posted by rezo
Last edited by Some Stupid Japanese Name; 25 Jul 2011 at 11:43 PM. Reason: split infinitive?
I once lived with a girl that also owned the house. Halfway through my time there she got a dog and put it in a crate every second she wasn't sitting at the couch in the same room. Then she could not comprehend why, when she finally let it out of the crate, the dog would run laps around the couch at top speed and be completely insane. It also would get incredibly violent if anyone other than the girl tried to let it out of the crate.
She also gave me shit for hand washing my dishes instead of putting them in the dishwasher every single time.
Oh and also at the same house, the other roommate one time got wasted, came home, got naked, went downstairs to the bathroom, came back upstairs and accidentally entered my room and got into bed with me. Thankfully she was hot so it wasn't a bad thing, just awkward.
I broke a roommate's legs for stealing from me.
But we've recently been through that story.
Boo, Hiss.
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