What Bulletproof Vest Do you Wear?

[Korian]

So for my protection I'm looking into getting a bulletproof vest. As long as you can pass a background check and you do not use it in a commission of a crime it's legal. I'm looking for one that is concealed under the clothes.

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

Try

This

one.

[dave is ok]

We would never shoot at you, Korian

[Wildkat]

Bulletproof vests are for homos. Real men take 9 shots and live, nigga

[Type Ryan]

متأنية ، Korian. مكتب التحقيقات الفدرالي قد يراكم كإرهابي لشراء واحدة. انهم بالفعل إذا كنت ترغب في شراء لوازم الطوارئ

[Josh]

Ḩ͇̗̼̼̙̲̗̒ͯ̅̀ͬ̆̽ͫͥ̊̽͋̂ͦ̽̿̔͑͘ͅi̝̬̩̣͕͔̫͎̪͓̘̤̙̥͍̤̳͖͓͑̀ͨͫͦͮ̉̃̓͛ͯ̉̀̚͟͜͟͠.̨̭̜̉͌̅̍̄ͨ͐ͭ̿̆͋̓̀̕ ̥͎͈ ̢̘͖̜̼͕̰̜̃ͤ̏ͬ̓͊̍̾ͣͫ̄̈́ͤ̂͞I̒͆ͤ͑ͪͧ̃ͭ̀̀͝͏̰̱͉͔̯͖̥̙̞̤͙̮̭͇̣̲̯̯͘ͅ ̷̖̯̠̤ͯ̇̈́ͮͪ̐ͩ̂̓̐̄͛ͩͭ̏ͭͧa̵͔̺͉̦̞͉̞̬̦̹̱͙̖͖̭̬̮͉̽̃ͯ͂̄̕͢͢͡m̷̭͈̠͚̼̪̬̱͇̟͈̰̹̯͙͉͊̀ͮ̍̎̈́͂͂́͢͢͡ ͍͖
̡̰̜̦̩̪̳̤͕̖̜̺̖ͫͨͮ͑͋̀͑̑ͫ̕̕͞͞K͍͉̳̲̜̪͙͈̝͉̘̰͂̔ͤ̉͗͐̌̊͗̂̆ͣ̾̈͘͘͜ͅͅͅǫ̆ͣ̋͂̇̀̓͂ͬ̽̄͢҉͏̰̯͇̗̰̟͔̼rͩ ̵̗̰͉͍̩̖̲͙̟̾͂̐̓̆̓̚͘ḯ̵̢̯͈͕͕̟̺̘̬͚̭̼̯̌̈́͌ͭͤ̋͂̌̄̾́͐̾͜͝͞ạ̢̞̜̦̗͈̯̬̯̜͖̲̝͎̝̎ͤ͂͑ͮ͌͛ͦ̀̀͢n͊͛̊ͮͨ̽ ̷̷̦̮̩̰̫̑ͧ̀̔̄ͪ̒̄̑͐̆.̴͙̦̱̮͈̤̠̟͚̰͎̲̔̑̾ͯ̏̔̈͆̀̐̄ͭͨ̈́̑͜͟͝ ̤̻͇̞̩̤̘͍͙̰̝̙͎͕̹̣̑ͭ̒ͩͥ́̇̋͒ͩ͑̍̕͢͝Iͫ̂͒͑̌͗̀̚͝͏̢̟̼̞̬ ̴̬̖̮̮͎͙̜̣̠̯̿ͪ̾ͩ͐̎̋͛̽͑ͤ̅̒̅ͭ͐̀̚̕͢a̧͈͇̪̝͆͋ͤ͗̎̇̃͌̓͒ͨ̑͂͛͢ͅsͦ͌͋̈̇ͣ̒͗̑̑ͧ͊ͧ̌̀̕҉̨̜̞̞̜̝̘͉̪̪̤̹̥̦ ̫̗̘͍͔k͑ͧ̄ͯ͗̓͏̡͚̣̣̪̣̟̩̝͇̳̼̙̻͓̕ͅ ̨̪̭̬̫͎̖̮̙̬ͩ̊́̎͊ͪ̈́̾͑̃͋̎̆́̕͜͠ą̴͍̫̝̮̣̞̱͇̝͍͎͉̥͚̪̭ͨ́̌͋ͫ́̀͟ͅ ̷̶̦͈̮̻̖̘́͗ͧ̒͌̿̒̎͂̋ͣ͊̿ͭ͂͒̀͟͞ͅl̛̪̯̣̟͓̣̞̓͛̆̽̕͞o̷̫̤͚̭̗̭̮̭͛̅ͭͣ̅̂ͤ͋̌̓̽̀͡͝tͬͫ̄ͧ̆̓ͭͬͨ͒̌͆̚͏̫͢͞ ̟̤̦̬ ̴̨͉͕͔̲̺͕̬͔̝͔̯̤̺̞͔̾͛̅ͧͦͭͬ̑ͪͫ͆͢͝ơ̴͉̻̭͚̖͇͕̹̱͊͐ͧ̾͟f̷̵̧̠̝̫̲̼̬͚͇̩̜̬͈̣̱̰̒ͩͬ̉͆ͣ͗͒ͩ̓ͨ̓̐̄̒̀̚̚͞ ̮͚
̊ͭ͑͛ͪ̈́̌̃̀͑̿̑̀̋ͤ͑̓̚͞҉̸̙̳̰͖̟͔̲̗͈̳̗̯̮̝͚̘̲͝ͅq̵̨̖̟͕͔̫̦̫̙ͯͦ͋ͦͣ͒̈́ͥͥͪ̋̋͡uͬ̌ͫ̆̔͒ͧͥͨͬ́҉̺̜͇͕̲̙͜ͅ ̪̤͉͇̫̞ȩ̹̺͈̮̖͕̯̰͎͎̩͔̟̬͍̺̥̀̓ͩ͐̂̈́̌̚͜ͅş̸̡̛͓͚̫̖̼͉͍̝͎̣̰̀͐ͯt͓̙͍͖͇̠̥̪̪̯͌ͧ̎ͥ̈̿̈ͦ̏͑̉͆ͦͣ̃̐̋ͤ͗͠ ̺̤͍͎̹̝̟i̺̖͙͕̬̭͈̭̱͓̞̠̓̔ͫ͐͋̔̕͜͟ǒ̡̢̡̹̳͕͓̠͇͉̪͉̼͔͛̎ͪͩ́̅̑ͫ́ͮ͗͜n̴͙̟̼̟̮̱̘̤͖͎̘̩̦͖ͧ̈́ͧ̉̇̓ͨ̌ͥ̀̚͢ ş̷ͤ̂̊̀̐̅̑͐̃̾́҉̵̠̼̹̗̥̤̠̼͍̬̠̞̘.̷͍̭͉͓̻͔̺̾ͤ̈́ͩͯ͗ͥͩͧ
̴̛͋ͮͨ͒̓̍̊̐͝͠҉̗̩̰͚͎͈̱

[Type Ryan]

gibberish?

[Josh]

More like the Nezperdian hive-mind.

[Type Ryan]

creepy.

[Shakey]

Ḩ͇̗̼̼̙̲̗̒ͯ̅̀ͬ̆̽ͫͥ̊̽͋̂ͦ̽̿̔͑͘ͅi̝̬̩̣͕͔̫͎̪͓̘̤̙̥͍̤̳͖͓͑̀ͨͫͦͮ̉̃̓͛ͯ̉̀̚͟͜͟͠.̨̭̜̉͌̅̍̄ͨ͐ͭ̿̆͋̓̀̕ ̥͎͈ ̢̘͖̜̼͕̰̜̃ͤ̏ͬ̓͊̍̾ͣͫ̄̈́ͤ̂͞I̒͆ͤ͑ͪͧ̃ͭ̀̀͝͏̰̱͉͔̯͖̥̙̞̤͙̮̭͇̣̲̯̯͘ͅ ̷̖̯̠̤ͯ̇̈́ͮͪ̐ͩ̂̓̐̄͛ͩͭ̏ͭͧa̵͔̺͉̦̞͉̞̬̦̹̱͙̖͖̭̬̮͉̽̃ͯ͂̄̕͢͢͡m̷̭͈̠͚̼̪̬̱͇̟͈̰̹̯͙͉͊̀ͮ̍̎̈́͂͂́͢͢͡ ͍͖
̡̰̜̦̩̪̳̤͕̖̜̺̖ͫͨͮ͑͋̀͑̑ͫ̕̕͞͞K͍͉̳̲̜̪͙͈̝͉̘̰͂̔ͤ̉͗͐̌̊͗̂̆ͣ̾̈͘͘͜ͅͅͅǫ̆ͣ̋͂̇̀̓͂ͬ̽̄͢҉͏̰̯͇̗̰̟͔̼rͩ ̵̗̰͉͍̩̖̲͙̟̾͂̐̓̆̓̚͘ḯ̵̢̯͈͕͕̟̺̘̬͚̭̼̯̌̈́͌ͭͤ̋͂̌̄̾́͐̾͜͝͞ạ̢̞̜̦̗͈̯̬̯̜͖̲̝͎̝̎ͤ͂͑ͮ͌͛ͦ̀̀͢n͊͛̊ͮͨ̽ ̷̷̦̮̩̰̫̑ͧ̀̔̄ͪ̒̄̑͐̆.̴͙̦̱̮͈̤̠̟͚̰͎̲̔̑̾ͯ̏̔̈͆̀̐̄ͭͨ̈́̑͜͟͝ ̤̻͇̞̩̤̘͍͙̰̝̙͎͕̹̣̑ͭ̒ͩͥ́̇̋͒ͩ͑̍̕͢͝Iͫ̂͒͑̌͗̀̚͝͏̢̟̼̞̬ ̴̬̖̮̮͎͙̜̣̠̯̿ͪ̾ͩ͐̎̋͛̽͑ͤ̅̒̅ͭ͐̀̚̕͢a̧͈͇̪̝͆͋ͤ͗̎̇̃͌̓͒ͨ̑͂͛͢ͅsͦ͌͋̈̇ͣ̒͗̑̑ͧ͊ͧ̌̀̕҉̨̜̞̞̜̝̘͉̪̪̤̹̥̦ ̫̗̘͍͔k͑ͧ̄ͯ͗̓͏̡͚̣̣̪̣̟̩̝͇̳̼̙̻͓̕ͅ ̨̪̭̬̫͎̖̮̙̬ͩ̊́̎͊ͪ̈́̾͑̃͋̎̆́̕͜͠ą̴͍̫̝̮̣̞̱͇̝͍͎͉̥͚̪̭ͨ́̌͋ͫ́̀͟ͅ ̷̶̦͈̮̻̖̘́͗ͧ̒͌̿̒̎͂̋ͣ͊̿ͭ͂͒̀͟͞ͅl̛̪̯̣̟͓̣̞̓͛̆̽̕͞o̷̫̤͚̭̗̭̮̭͛̅ͭͣ̅̂ͤ͋̌̓̽̀͡͝tͬͫ̄ͧ̆̓ͭͬͨ͒̌͆̚͏̫͢͞ ̟̤̦̬ ̴̨͉͕͔̲̺͕̬͔̝͔̯̤̺̞͔̾͛̅ͧͦͭͬ̑ͪͫ͆͢͝ơ̴͉̻̭͚̖͇͕̹̱͊͐ͧ̾͟f̷̵̧̠̝̫̲̼̬͚͇̩̜̬͈̣̱̰̒ͩͬ̉͆ͣ͗͒ͩ̓ͨ̓̐̄̒̀̚̚͞ ̮͚
̊ͭ͑͛ͪ̈́̌̃̀͑̿̑̀̋ͤ͑̓̚͞҉̸̙̳̰͖̟͔̲̗͈̳̗̯̮̝͚̘̲͝ͅq̵̨̖̟͕͔̫̦̫̙ͯͦ͋ͦͣ͒̈́ͥͥͪ̋̋͡uͬ̌ͫ̆̔͒ͧͥͨͬ́҉̺̜͇͕̲̙͜ͅ ̪̤͉͇̫̞ȩ̹̺͈̮̖͕̯̰͎͎̩͔̟̬͍̺̥̀̓ͩ͐̂̈́̌̚͜ͅş̸̡̛͓͚̫̖̼͉͍̝͎̣̰̀͐ͯt͓̙͍͖͇̠̥̪̪̯͌ͧ̎ͥ̈̿̈ͦ̏͑̉͆ͦͣ̃̐̋ͤ͗͠ ̺̤͍͎̹̝̟i̺̖͙͕̬̭͈̭̱͓̞̠̓̔ͫ͐͋̔̕͜͟ǒ̡̢̡̹̳͕͓̠͇͉̪͉̼͔͛̎ͪͩ́̅̑ͫ́ͮ͗͜n̴͙̟̼̟̮̱̘̤͖͎̘̩̦͖ͧ̈́ͧ̉̇̓ͨ̌ͥ̀̚͢ ş̷ͤ̂̊̀̐̅̑͐̃̾́҉̵̠̼̹̗̥̤̠̼͍̬̠̞̘.̷͍̭͉͓̻͔̺̾ͤ̈́ͩͯ͗ͥͩͧ
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