Should Fat People Be Allowed To Have Cake?

[No One]

Don't judge.

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

I weighed myself the other day for the first time in probably 5 years. I had a pretty good guess at what I was. I gave up the cigarettes. I really need to get this shit under control.

[Pineapple]

I know what you two think about all day.

I promise I'll never do that again.

[jyoung]

I had a dream last night that there was a cat on the loose running around town giving people blowjobs.

But everytime before it would finish, it bit off their cock.

[Yoshi]

I don't agree with subsidizing anyone else's healthcare that doesn't lead as perfectly healthy a life as myself. Right now I'm subject to a ridiculous deductible because America is addicted to prescription medication. If you have seizures or are clinically insane, you need a prescription. If you're on adderall, valium, muscle relaxers, or sleeping pills, please get fucked.

Preach on, brother.

[A Robot Bit Me]

I'm not paying a dollar more for a Zebra Cake so some immigrant can afford to put a rutabaga in his food stamp hole. He'd only spend the extra money furthering the gay agenda anyway.

[Uriel]

I had a strawberry Hostess cupcake for the first time last week. It was amazing.