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    Next Top Model and Project Runway

    My roommate is a huge reality tv whore. These are his two top favorites and I'm subjected to them at least twice a month, maybe once a week.

    I'm not sure what he likes about them most, all the fashion stuff, Tim Gunn or listening to me make fun of it or getting angry at it.

    Things I hate about Next Top Model

    • Every last one of the show judges.
    • Mr. J. He looks like a talking male real doll. It upsets me to look at him
    • The trials/events. 99% of them are stupid and have almost nothing to do with modeling. They are also culturally unaware and insensitive anytime they do anything that relates to anyone's heritage.
    • Tyra Banks. She is loud, stupid and annoying. She is also borderline racists and homophobic. I say borderline because it is more a case of ignorance than hatred. Like in the second from last episode, she was giving the model's super hero names and named the lesbian, "Andro-Gina" I DON'T EVEN, WAT, FUCK
    • The format of the show. Every season is the same as the last season. Build a cast of %25 pretty normal girls. %25 interesting girls and %50 cunts. Give almost all airtime to the cunts and slowly send the pretty girls home. By the end of the show, there will be 1 interesting girl and 2 ugly cunts. An ugly cunt almost always wins.
    • The cunts. You could replace any cunt model of one season with any other cunt model from another. They all say the same stuff and do the same things. I can not count how many times I've heard one say "I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to win it" or a monologue about being poor or having it hard as a child. Or how hard modeling is. Or watching them start some shit and then deflect all blame. Same shit, different model, different season.
    • They never know what to do with the best girls. They gave Creepychan almost no air time, but she was the most interesting model. Instead they just show cunts doing the same cunt shit every other cunt has done.
    • You can typically predict who will get culled from an episode within the first 5 minutes of the episode. Mostly just from the way the episode is edited. The loser and winner always get the most screen time.
    • They choose the winners of the season before the season is half done. Reality TV my ass.



    If I was a millionaire, I'd make a parody of this show. I'd like to see how far I could go before the models figure out they are being made fun of. I'd like to make the contest like old Nickelodeon gameshows. Like have them challenge the aggro crag or go through the slime obstetrical course looking for flags.
    Last edited by Fe 26; 01 Apr 2012 at 12:13 PM.

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    BUT, there is one thing I like about the show. Every season usually has one interesting/striking model.

    This season was Ashley Brown from Scotland. I thought Callander and Shidoshi might like to see her.

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    And the best part of season 18

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    Last edited by Fe 26; 01 Apr 2012 at 01:09 PM.

  3. This post makes it seem as if you have never watched a reality TV show before.
    Quote Originally Posted by BerringerX
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    Eat a bag of dicks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brand X View Post
    This post makes it seem as if you have never watched a reality TV show before.
    If the truth was a snake, it would have bit you.

  5. Yea, all these reality shows are basically the same, it's just about whether or not the subject matter interests you. There's really no difference between Top Chef, ANTM, Project Runway, Shear Genius, The Apprentice, etc. Even the constructs are usually the same - the cunty woman who isn't that good but stays on because she's mean, the really talented person that gets bullied by the queen bee, etc. I watch Project Runway and will usually stick around and surf the net when Top Chef is on, but that's about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diff-chan View Post
    Yea, all these reality shows are basically the same, it's just about whether or not the subject matter interests you. There's really no difference between Top Chef, ANTM, Project Runway, Shear Genius, The Apprentice, etc. Even the constructs are usually the same - the cunty woman who isn't that good but stays on because she's mean, the really talented person that gets bullied by the queen bee, etc. I watch Project Runway and will usually stick around and surf the net when Top Chef is on, but that's about it.
    I hate top chef. I wish someone would bread and fry all the food and serve the judges that.

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    What NTM thread would be complete without Allison Harvard (creepy chan). Originally she was just a girl that had a really creepy deviant art account. Later, the chans turned the photos into a series of memes. At some point she got on NTM and has appeared on two seasons. She has never won, mostly because NTM is ran by horrible human beings.

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  8. #8
    I think my only other fav is Jaclyn Poole. Mostly because of her big hair and how she talks.



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  9. Dude, you can drop this "room mate" bullshit, ok?
    Boo, Hiss.

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    what about it?

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