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[Josh]

I have had a $50 Sears gift card for three years. There is nothing I can buy in there.

[Andrew]

They have skinny jeans. You can buy some of those.

[Josh]

I'm set for years.

[Nash]

I have had a $50 Sears gift card for three years. There is nothing I can buy in there.

You can give it to me.

[GohanX]

you buy your 'good tools' from that shittool monger, Harbor Freight?

Nah, I usually only use Harbor Freight for shitty tools that I only use once for a special project, like a spring compressor for when I do the suspension on my car. For good tools I either go to Sears or Lowes (depending on the tool,) order online, or go borrow from my dad.

[Josh]

You can give it to me.

Yeah, you've made that very clear over the years.
Our love can never be.

[Yoshi]

At least he's asking for a gift card for services rendered this time. He's moved up from a slut to a whore.

[Josh]

Our little Nash is growing up <3

[Nash]

Yeah, you've made that very clear over the years.
Our love can never be.

What's love got to do with it?

At least he's asking for a gift card for services rendered this time. He's moved up from a slut to a whore.

Nigga, please. I've moved up from whore to lawyer.

[Yoshi]