Leather-Skinned Freak Arrested For Taking 5 Year-Old Daughter Tanning

[Mzo]

Jesus fuck why don't they acknowledge that she is a monster? Why are they just talking like nothing is wrong?

[Rhydant]

Jesus fuck why don't they acknowledge that she is a monster? Why are they just talking like nothing is wrong?

"A New Jersey monster was arrested this afternoon for allegedly taking her ginger child into a tanning booth. When questioned, the monster's husband stated that this whole ordeal was a misunderstanding, and the ginger child suffered a mild sunburn after being ouside for 15 minutes. More at 11."

Sounds way better.

[Dolemite]

I had a feeling that if someone was going to post this, it'd be Dole. I'm not sure why, exactly. But I just knew.

I'm sorry I couldn't keep your family's secret, Brisco, but you have to come to grips with the truth: you're not really black. Your mother tanned you beyond recognition as a child, and now she's clearly doing the same thing to your baby sister.

The cycle must be broken, Brisco.

[Doc Holliday]

I'd do things to Diana Rocco.

[BerringerX]

I have a sudden hankering for some beef jerky.

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

You know, it's quite possible that it was just a sun burn...
This has been all over our local news. At the tail end of one report I heard the reporter quickly say, "The owner of the tanning salon say the daughter sits in the lobby with her father."

When my family had the accident, the new was reporting all kinds of bullshit and many of their facts were quite wrong.
Since then I take anything they say with a grain of salt.

[Doc Holliday]

SSJN doesn't beat his kids, he just spars with them.

[GohanX]

You know, the easy answer is to look at the little girl's tanlines. If it's a farmers tan(burn) it was caused outside. Case closed.

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

Oh Gohan, you insufferable ped.

[GohanX]

I knew that was coming, you sick freak.