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Boring. and also pass.
when it gets to the "I'm taking off your pants" or whatever weird scenario is being cooked up I just start giggling and ruin the whole thing. It's just more funny to me than sexy.
Originally Posted by dechecho
Boring. and also pass.
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satisfaction is guaranteed.
MechDeus - Nick is the Bruce Wayne to Yoshi's Jean-Paul Valley.
Ahhh, girls, girls, you are doing it wrong. In my experience, it works best when travel keeps you physically apart, forbidden fruit and all. Two, describe fun things you've already done, "Remember that time in the elevator, park, your granpa's funeral? We were on/in/under [blank] and did x, y, & z??" Then, talk about what you'd like to do, if only you were there. "I'd throw you against the wall, rip your pants off, and a, b, & c!" Last, start vague and end very specific describing all the dirty bits in great detail!
But you both should try it again. Get those creative juices flowing! If you do it right, you both should be panting and eventually someone should cum. If you do it wrong, Sats starts giggling and everything's ruined.
Last edited by Doc Holliday; 07 Jun 2012 at 03:59 PM. Reason: typos
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haha, thank you for the suggestion doc, but no. Well, at least, i have no need to as i reside in the same house as the person i'm married to.
(I would still start giggling)
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I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Rhinoceruses don't play games.
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They fucking charge your ass.
You'd like that.
Don't like it, but had a girlfriend who insisted on it for a while.
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