I took Mzo's advice and started playing Birth By Sleep first. It's actually very addicting from a gameplay perspective. Building decks and melding commands into new ones feels a nice way to liven up the KH experience.
Unfortunately its also rife with the dumb animu story that KH has saddled itself with. Is 3D the same way? Fun to play but holy shit, skip cutscenes? Does it carry over any of the great gameplay ideas Birth by Sleep introduced? Or was the demo the extent of combat complexity, and the wannabe pokemon carry the rest?
Yeah, I'm not even going to try and defend the usual Kingdom Hearts storyline, but I thought BBS was hilarious because it's KH Star Wars. You have Emperor Xehanort and Darth Vanitas trying to seduce Terra Skywalker to the dark side.
The gameplay is a mix of Kingdom Hearts and Crisis Core, which is where the melding aspect comes from, and it's really a lot of fun.
All these games have some glaring flaws but for some reason I'm super into them right now so you're gonna have to hear all about how they're the best games ever. Sorry.
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The only real problem I have with the KH storyline (beyond it being standard anime crap) is that in their attempts to retcon shit while they make up new stuff we've gotten so many versions of Ansem and Xehanort. We have Xehanort, who then becomes Terra-Xehanort, who then loses his memories and becomes a totally different Xehanort who's Ansem's apprentice, who then takes on Ansem's name and splits into Ansem and Xemnas, who then runs into the real Ansem who looks nothing like the fake Ansem, and it turns out the real Ansem was working alongside a fake Ansem that was actually Riku in a different form. ASSHOLES.
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You can't even tell the length or girth of Mzo's penis by looking at it. The thing is just covered in hair. It's like trying to guess the shape of a labradoodle
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