Lords of Salem

[BerringerX]

Rob Zombie's latest. Looks gorgeous, to say the least.

Heidi, a blond rock chick, DJs at a local radio station, and together with the two Hermans (Whitey and Munster) forms part of the “Big H Radio Team.”

A mysterious wooden box containing a vinyl record arrives for Heidi, a gift of the Lords. She assumes it’s a rock band on a mission to spread their word. As Heidi and Whitey play the Lord’s record, it starts to play backwards, and Heidi experiences a flashback to a past trauma.

Later, Whitey plays the Lord’s record, dubbing them the Lords of Salem, and to his surprise, the record plays normally and is a massive hit with his listeners.

The arrival of another wooden box from the Lords presents the Big H team with free tickets, posters and records to host a gig in Salem. Soon, Heidi and her cohorts are far from the rock spectacle they’re expecting. The original Lords of Salem are returning and they’re out for blood.

[Dolemite]

I liked House of 1000 Corpses and Devil's Rejects. Halloween was decent, but Halloween 2 was total piece of shit. We'll see about this one...it looks a little different than his usual stuff. I'm interested.

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

Fuck Rob Zombie and Fuck This Movie.
What has he brought to cinema aside from the horror that is Sheri Moon's acting ability?

[Dolemite]

He could get away with it when she was younger and reasonably good looking. She's starting to hit the wall pretty hard now. Time to trade her in for a younger model, Rob.

[BerringerX]

Early word is that her acting has improved ten-fold. Take that for what you will.

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

I learned in my math class that anything times 0 is still 0.

[sedition]

This looks awesome.