They're both inferior to the comb-forward.
The Comb-Over...
...or the Paint-Over?
Dolemite, the Bad-Ass King of all Pimps and Hustlers
Gymkata: I mean look at da lil playah woblin his way into our hearts in the sig awwwwwww
They're both inferior to the comb-forward.
I have seen my future.
How them stem cells coming along?!
Who needs stem cells when you have spray paint
Before last night, I had never seen someone paint their fucking head before in an attempt to replicate a hairline. I was pretty blown away.
I can understand a man desperately clinging to their hair as they get older, but while no one is ever fooled by a comb-over, the painted-head guy HAS to be mentally ill to think no one wasn't staring at him and his disgusting greasepaint scalp.
Dolemite, the Bad-Ass King of all Pimps and Hustlers
Gymkata: I mean look at da lil playah woblin his way into our hearts in the sig awwwwwww
Dolemite, the Bad-Ass King of all Pimps and Hustlers
Gymkata: I mean look at da lil playah woblin his way into our hearts in the sig awwwwwww
Shaved heads are much preferred.
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I'd much rather just have my hair back and not settle for any hair arrangements that I don't really want.
I have thinning hair on top, but I'm not going cue-ball until there's a nice shiny bald patch.
Good lord. That is some strong denial going on in those pictures. Time to shave it down, guys. Sorry.
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