Star Wars: Episode VII

[EvilMog]

Motherfuckers for showing any footage 13 months before release.

[Josh]

Spoiler: He escaped from Mos Ferguson.

Spoiler: He ain't found shit.

edit: suck my dick, I'm making the joke anyway.

[EvilMog]

Looks like he's done combing the desert.

[Melf]

Lol.

[James]

I just saw the hilt thingies as there to try to look cool. Next up he's going to hop on his bitchin' chromed-out chopper wearing a leather jacket with a skull on the back.

[Dolemite]

ProTip: The "We ain't found shit!" guy from Spaceballs is the same guy who played Tuvok on Star Trek: Voyager.

[Doc Holliday]

That narrator is God awful.

[Dolemite]

I thought it was a bad Yoda imitator for a second.

[Doc Holliday]

I stand by my opion that this would be 100x better if the leads were Shia LaBeouf, Joaquin Phoenix, Reggie Watts and Ellie Kemper.

[Error]

He's our only hope.

No, there is another.