What I Learned Today

[Melf]

Heroin isn't dangerous because you might get an infection. Heroin is dangerous because at best you're not just at Death's door -- you're in Death's living room having a Mario Kart tournament at 2 a.m. and hoping he doesn't wake up, but you're no​t paying very close attention to the volume, because you're high on heroin.

This is awesome.

[Josh]

I will do that

If you can watch she whole fucker in one sitting I would highly recommend doing so.

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

In the hood, a sensor bar is an "antenna" and a nunchuk is a "knuckle."

[Josh]

This is what I learned today.

[kingoffighters]

I can watch that all day long.

[Fe 26]

Now you're brewing with power!

[A Robot Bit Me]

You know when you're reading a book and you see those three asterisks along the same line indicating an omission of time and/or a change in narrative perspective? I was wondering if that had a special name today. I looked it up. It does.

It's called a dinkus.

lol.

[Type Ryan]

I may be REALLY late to the party, but I discovered this:

[M]

His birthday is on March 20th, btw.

[Doc Holliday]

Fuck those twats who want to defund PBS.