Laugh, freeze frame, roll credits.
I heard that one of them tries to buy a pack of Marlboros in Final Fantasy Utah and they get stranded on the salt flats and when he tries to smoke them they turn into Final Fantasy Marlboros and they poison him and the tough guy says "I TOLD YOU THEY WERE POISON"
Laugh, freeze frame, roll credits.
My Japanese friend who has read like 150 famitsus, so he knows his stuff, says that the battle tutorial starts when the nerdy one, Ignis, gets the munchies and and they stop off at a rest stop, they walk to the refrigerated dessert isle and open up a case of single serve Jellys and Flans, cue diagonal transition.
Quick zephyrs blow, vexing daft Jim.
The Starsky and Hutch of Final Fantasy games.
With some Duke boys.
I heard that Cid is voiced and modeled after Tom Waits
and that Gilgamesh is a wandering cowboy-yojimbo who the Final Fantasy Boys have to help stand up against a gang of Tonberries led by the infamous outlaw Magus Sisters
and that there's a drug trip involving Cactuars after a Red Giant gives the Final Fantasy boys some "elixir" *wink*
Donk
also Gilgamesh is basically Toshiro Mifune dressed up as Gilgamesh
Donk
And then you watched the FFXIV cutscenes of Gilgamesh and realized you weren't really joking.
Enkidu is a bancho Cait Sith this time
Donk
Finch loves the twitter more than the TNL.
That's bullshit!
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