TNL Poll: How Do You Hold a Mug?

[Anthony]

Oh can I change my answer? I hold it by the handle like the hobbits.

[Pineapple]

If there's a handle, I grab it. I thought that was the point?

[Calliander]

I hold the glass of the mug on the opposite side of the handle.

[Hubbitron]

I don't hold it at all because both hands are on my erect penis.

[Anthony]

I don't hold it at all because both hands are on my erect penis.

I let my girlfriend do that so I can drink my beer.

[Calliander]

Stick penis in mug. Drink that way.

[Hubbitron]

Drink penis all day.

[Anthony]

I was going to say that but couldn't think of how to do it in a witty way.

[Timber]

I stick my fingers through the handle but otherwise I'm just gripping it like any glass.

Unless it's one of these little fuckers, then my thumb goes through the handle.

[A Robot Bit Me]

Why wouldn't you hold it by the handle? Why have your warm, clammy-ass hands warming and clammy-assing your beverage? Do you hold a glass of white wine by the bowl like goddamned barbarians, too?