View Poll Results: When you urinate, do you:

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  • unbutton your pants, unzip the fly, pull your junk over your underwear and relieve yourself?

    12 44.44%
  • unzip pant's fly, fish through shirt and underwear fly, pull your junk through both flies and piss?

    1 3.70%
  • unbutton your pants, drop all that shit to the floor, piss and let your ass breath.

    1 3.70%
  • fuck all that, I wear boxers with a loose fly. Easy Access.

    9 33.33%
  • fucking noobs. Real men go commando.

    0 0%
  • Vagina here.

    3 11.11%
  • I'm a fence riding pussy, and can't make up my mind.

    1 3.70%
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  1. Important Shit: The Poll

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  2. Holy shit, I have no idea. And that worries me.

    Will report back after finishing this Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Ale.

  3. I unbutton my pants because I need to get my hand in there to push up behind the balls when I'm done. Gets rid of all the trapped urine so that I never dribble on my pants by accident.

  4. #4
    Underwear flaps are not a puzzle that's meant to be solved.

    Also: This lacks an option for 501s.
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  5. 501's are built for blow jobs. There is nothing sexy about a girl unzipping your pants that can match the violent throws of locking eyes and undoing a set of buttons.
    "Question the world man... I know the meaning of everything right now... it's like I can touch god." - bbobb the ggreatt

  6. #6
    It's too bad the poll couldn't accommodate an "I only pee sitting down" option.

    Also, I never spit into the urinal prior to using it. I think I'm with a very small minority of people there.

  7. #7
    Boxer briefs, went with the boxers option.
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  8. Vagina here.

    I almost always sit down to piss.
    Boo, Hiss.

  9. Quote Originally Posted by dog$ View Post
    Also, I never spit into the urinal prior to using it. I think I'm with a very small minority of people there.
    I never do either. I think it's gross when people do.

    My mother raised me not to spit in public, ever. It's always a bit disgusting when I see other people who were not similarly raised. My mother hated Titanic solely for the part where Jack teaches Rose how to spit.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mzo View Post
    Boxer briefs, went with the boxers option.
    I went with the first option. But I wear boxer briefs as well. Really, in this climate it's the only sensible option.
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  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by dog$ View Post
    It's too bad the poll couldn't accommodate an "I only pee sitting down" option.
    I am a toilet riding pussy.

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