Legend speaks of a vengeful spirit, the spectral remains of the foulest comic ever to infest the web. As other comics enjoyed great success, some even inspiring enormous gatherings where their readers would travel from all over the world to meet their creators, this comic languished in obscurity, until finally its own creator abandoned it. Left to die, it became a ghost, and now it wanders the earth seeking promising writers and artists to possess. When it finds one, it feasts on their talent and drives them to destroy any potential career they might have had by inflicting humorless dreck like this upon the world, as its vengeance for being spurned while it lived. No one dares speak its name in the open light of day, but find a victim whom it has long since ruined, huddled around a trashcan fire on a cold winter's night, ask them what malign spirit led them to their present misery, and you may well hear the dread whisper of... "Robobo."
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