Anticipated (lack of) quality of this movie aside, the Adobe® Photoshop® software enhancement of the posters is outta control:
You know what we really need? Arnold and Johnny 5 to make a robot TWINS movie. Call it Twins 2: Johnny's Day.
Day one. License to print money.
Anticipated (lack of) quality of this movie aside, the Adobe® Photoshop® software enhancement of the posters is outta control:
Dolemite, the Bad-Ass King of all Pimps and Hustlers
Gymkata: I mean look at da lil playah woblin his way into our hearts in the sig awwwwwww
I've seen her jugs, I'm sure PS is involved, but I think a god bra is doing most of the work there.
I think I must research this to verify Chux's conclusion.
For science.
Watch the first season of Game of Thrones.
Unrelated, we still have NO CLUE who Matt Smith is playing, but now that we know John turns maybe he's a baddie too?
I've seen it. She's got little ta-tas (nice ones, but they're little). Either she's rocking a D-cup bra in that poster or some dude who lives on Diet Coke added some pixels.
I don't think there's any need to spoiler tag that. The trailer and even the posters give that away.
Last edited by Dolemite; 11 May 2015 at 10:28 AM.
Dolemite, the Bad-Ass King of all Pimps and Hustlers
Gymkata: I mean look at da lil playah woblin his way into our hearts in the sig awwwwwww
Yeah I didn't mean that for the chest size conversation just for the Gohan wanting to see her tits conversation. Though in regards to the first conversation I remember them looking larger than that when she was getting fucked by Drago. (compared to the pic you just posted)
I've seen some bad Photoshopped posters in my time, but this one has me downright confused as shit. Look at Sarah Connor. She's wearing a leather jacket, and the front of it reaches down to about crotch-level. Then, it magically curves upward so that her front thigh is revealed all the way up to waist-level (with said waist appearing to be four inches around, apparently), and disappears completely behind her elbow to ensure her ass, which doesn't even look connected to her body, is revealed. I mean, what the fuck.
Oh, and Arnold look like 70 year-old Guitar Wolf.
Seriously, fuck this piece of shit, studio mandate-driven movie.
Last edited by Dolemite; 14 May 2015 at 03:00 PM.
Dolemite, the Bad-Ass King of all Pimps and Hustlers
Gymkata: I mean look at da lil playah woblin his way into our hearts in the sig awwwwwww
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