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Holy Jesus. Straight to DVD.
Classic.
POPS.The beginning of Terminator: Genisys, the first of three planned films that Paramount hopes will relaunch the beloved sci-fi franchise, is set in 2029, when the Future War is raging and a group of human rebels has the evil artificial-intelligence system Skynet on the ropes. John Connor (Dawn of the Planet of the Apes’ Jason Clarke) is the leader of the resistance, and Kyle Reese (Divergent‘s Jai Courtney) is his loyal soldier, raised in the ruins of post apocalyptic California. As in the original film, Connor sends Reese back to 1984 to save Connor’s mother, Sarah (Game of Thrones‘ Emilia Clarke), from a Terminator programmed to kill her so that she won’t ever give birth to John. But what Reese finds on the other side is nothing like he expected.
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Twist No. 1? Sarah Connor isn’t the innocent she was when Linda Hamilton first sported feathered hair and acid-washed jeans in the role. Nor is she Hamilton’s steely zero body-fat warrior in 1991’s T2. Rather, the mother of humanity’s messiah was orphaned by a Terminator at age 9. Since then, she’s been raised by (brace yourself) Schwarzenegger’s Terminator—an older T-800 she calls “Pops”—who is programmed to guard rather than to kill. As a result, Sarah is a highly trained antisocial recluse who’s great with a sniper rifle but not so skilled at the nuances of human emotion.
I'm not a devious man by nature... but when you're unarmed, your tactics might gonna be downright Archimedean.
Holy Jesus. Straight to DVD.
Originally Posted by Razor Ramon
Noob
Yowzaaas does that sound pretty bad.
This is a scheme to make the Sarah Conner Chronicles look like the height of modern achievement.
Can you dig it?
W T F
No. Nononononononono.
Seriously, fuck this shit.
LOL yea right.Terminator: Genisys, the first of three planned films that Paramount hopes will relaunch the beloved sci-fi franchise
Last edited by Dolemite; 29 Oct 2014 at 03:00 PM.
Dolemite, the Bad-Ass King of all Pimps and Hustlers
Gymkata: I mean look at da lil playah woblin his way into our hearts in the sig awwwwwww
gooooodbye terminator. 3 was bad enough.
Can you dig it?
This will clearly be a battle for the pecking order of bad Terminator movies. 3 and Salvation are sweating.
Dolemite, the Bad-Ass King of all Pimps and Hustlers
Gymkata: I mean look at da lil playah woblin his way into our hearts in the sig awwwwwww
Damn, I forgot Salvation even happened. (sounds about right)
Old Country Doctor
how to save a billion dollar franchise?
I hope the article text to that question headline is "get it the fucking hell away from paramount and whoever is writing this atrocity"
Entertainment Weekly is put out by WB, right? They're laughing their asses off.
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