What Are You Playing? (Summer, 2014)

[MechDeus]

I assume those are PC specs, since Hitman on 360 was like 6 gigs or so. What the hell makes the 20GB difference?!?!

Probably video resolution, which was the 20GB or whatever difference between the PS3 and 360 versions of Metal Gear Rising.

[Diff-chan]

HD textures, multiple languages, etc.

[DezzoLits]

Summer 2014 and I'm playing on my shiny new Vita.
Really don't get why people dislike the Vita, it's a great system. Not quite as good a library as the 3DS but still awesome. Killzone Mercenary is possibly the best looking thing ever made for a handheld.

[GohanX]

Deez, at tnl, we love the system but hate the wasted potential.

[Diff-chan]

Vita is dead to me.

[MechDeus]

Assassin's Creed IV - This game shits all over ACIII and Liberation; they're almost embarrassing in comparison. I think the worst thing I can say so far is that the free-running is still a bit too uncontrollable, but the quality of life improvements on almost everything else are just great. Also: that soundtrack. So damn good.

[Tyler_Durden]

Viva la Vita!

I've been playing Mario Kart 8 on 150cc but the only reasons I play on 150cc are because I'm not a bitch and I'm not a pussy, if I had a sandy beach vagina I would definitely regress to 100cc.

[jyoung]

You can claim the contrary all you want, but there is no escaping bitch status when you race on 150cc:

[Tyler_Durden]

Cheep Cheep Beach has less sand than your vag. The amount of sand in your vaginal orifice could carpet the Sahara Desert. Pro tip: invest in a douche

[Tyler_Durden]

So many people were like "let's go to the beach today" then they thought about it and were like "let's just go hang out in yjoung's vagina" because way more sand