This Month's Haul: April (Month of Fools)

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

...your kid is seven already?

[Fe 26]

seriously. My dad had a pinball table. What was wrong with your parents, Yoshi? Fucking philistines.

[Yoshi]

...your kid is seven already?

Yes, time flies when you're old, and it sucks.

[Pineapple]

RiteAid finally put Cadbury eggs on sale for $.28 a piece, so of course I bought 30 of them! They'll be gone in a week.

[A Robot Bit Me]

ew!

[GohanX]

Yum!

[Brianvgplayer]

RiteAid finally put Cadbury eggs on sale for $.28 a piece, so of course I bought 30 of them! They'll be gone in a week.

Cool. I got some Easter candy from the RiteAid in my area, but the prices seemed to be marked up for the half off sale.

[GohanX]

I can't get good clearance candy here. I'm pretty sure there are some jobless vultures that swoop into the various stores at 12:01 the day after any given holiday and buy all the good clearance candy, as the shelves will be full the day before but be empty when I stroll into any store at 5:30 PM after work.

[YellerDog]

Gotta eat somehow!

[Pineapple]

I can't get good clearance candy here. I'm pretty sure there are some jobless vultures that swoop into the various stores at 12:01 the day after any given holiday and buy all the good clearance candy, as the shelves will be full the day before but be empty when I stroll into any store at 5:30 PM after work.

If you give me your address again I'll mail you a Cadbury Care Package. Full disclosure, they'll be Cadbury wrappers repro-ed around hardboiled eggs.