Baltimore: Implosion Central

[Fe 26]

It does beg the question, which group of primitive people first owned what they considered awesome things, and respected each other's ability to own awesome things?

And how long after that before someone wanted to own all the awesome things, and subjugated those with the fewest awesome things to obtain more awesome things than the average person?

were people doing this over shiny rocks and women with nice butts? Or was it later, when we had wagons and clothes and slightly more complicated things?

[Brisco Bold]

edit: Oh, shit. Here's the one in Ravens' colors:

I prefer Oriole orange.

[Yoshi]

That's less intimidating than Laser Ray Lewis though.

Who's afraid of MechaniCal Ripken?

[Fe 26]

I'm so confused right now. I see an awesome animated robot crab, but all the words around it are nonsense.

[Doc Holliday]

I think that's the idea. You unleash those things on the streets of Baltimore and the citizens will be so freaked out they'll want to drop the smack cold turkey.

[Josh]

I don't think it'll work.

[Josh]

The smack thing.

[Fe 26]

they'll probably just use them to make a new flavor of utz chips

[Chux]

The smack thing.

They'll get the robot hooked.

[Brisco Bold]

That's less intimidating than Laser Ray Lewis though.

Who's afraid of MechaniCal Ripken?

Cannot rep.