I'm expecting complete dogshit.
Don't let me down, Hollywood.
Starring Dwayne Johnson at Jack Burton.
I don't hold Big Trouble in Little China in the same high regard as a lot of people do...it's a fun movie, but it's just okay (the best John Carpenter movie is still The Thing, which is brilliant). But this still seems all kinds of wrong.
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I'm expecting complete dogshit.
Don't let me down, Hollywood.
You know, I can see Rock fitting the role pretty well. I just wish it was a sequel.
Fuck this.
80's remakes are all the rage.
Have any of them actually been successful, however?
Oh for fuck's sake.
Why can't we get Big Trouble Six Fury Bag written and directed by John Carpenter instead??
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Unfortunately, Carpenter's writing/directing skills totally shit the bed in his later years. He gets a lifetime pass for The Thing and Escape from NY, however.
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