Video Games Are Over

[Finch]

Good news! ωLabyrinth is the best selling Vita game on Amazon Japan, #23 overall seller in video games!
Here's the first print DLC, the "Lightning Malans" and "Hip Shield" (from Siliconera). Vita developers just don't give a shit anymore.





http://www.siliconera.com/2015/08/13...t-print-bonus/

The above is a look at the mighty “Electric Massager Lance,” which is said to have the shape of something that requires a bit of courage to buy, and once you start using it, you won’t be able to stop.

[icarusfall]

I love it.

[Finch]

Erogé on a game console is the cat lying on the feet of a person at a hospice, although this is the cat humping the feet of a person at a hospice and the person is dedicated console gaming in Japan.

[Mzo]

This may be my favorite system of obtaining item info in any rogue-like I've ever played.

"In order to know the details about items you've obtained you'll need to have them appraised through the game's unique 'Oppai Appraisal' system, which consists of placing said item between the character's breasts and jiggling them, thus revealing the item's true nature."

That's pretty standard. It's how Deckard Cain did it in Diablo.

[Fe 26]

I can't tell if finch is joking or if it that is real. End times.

[Doc Holliday]

These games remind me of mining meme coins.

[YellerDog]

They have an equal chance of making you rich.

[MechDeus]

I will legit purchase this game if they bring it over here.

[icarusfall]

No joke. Will purchase and masturbate.

[Fe 26]

Hell, I'll buy a vita or whatever other handheld for it.

I won't masturbate. Just giggle and snicker.