Video Games Are Over

[cka]

ok now video games are over



peak_japan.mp4

[Finch]

but http://imgur.com/a/4w31i

I arrived at the demo booth, to the sight of a young Japanese kid with the most intense pelvic-thrusting action I have seen at an Oculus demo to date:

I didn’t have a chance to take a look (closely) at the laptop screen running the game before the kid finished, when the developer suddenly asked me to try.

I thought “what the heck, okay”, and put on the headset and grabbed the blowup doll.

I was expecting to be greeted by a naked young anime schoolgirl or something similar… but all of a sudden I was transported into outer space above the Earth, and was greeted by a big, muscular black man with dreadlocks in a tight, white tracksuit.
He started shouting “HEY MAN!! COMON COMON!! LETS GO! UGH UGHH UGHHH!!!” and started humping me, with techno music blasting in the background.

WTF!?! O_O

I was laughing so hard that I almost cried, as the developer pushed the blowup doll into me, shouting at me to hump it to raise my score.


The blowup doll was rotationally tracked using an iPhone placed inside of it, and connected to Unity. There was a giant cosmic scoreboard hovering over the planet, keeping track of how many thrusts I made.

Fireworks exploded over the planet at the end, and I had to regain my sanity and self-dignity before talking to the developer....

He said that the demo used a model of a schoolgirl before, but the Ocufes staff explained that they couldn’t use it, so they swapped in this big muscular black man instead for the event.

He hasn’t decided on a name for the game yet, but is tentatively calling it “Space Battleship Girlfriend”.