Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 (2016)

[FuryFox]

I hate Michael Bay stuff so much, but that trailer looks oddly promising. Bebop and Rocksteady look like really fun antagonists, and what I'd look for in a Turtle movie, today or as kid. Megan Fox reprises her "am woman/have body" role, that wacky scientist feels out of place, and of course, the turtles (Michaelangelo especially) look like fetal mistakes of creation, but my cynicism is tempered for now.

[YellerDog]

If you hate The Rock, you're wrong.

[FuryFox]

I haven't seen it in a while, I saw it and liked it before I even bothered to note who directed the movies I watched. The underlying premise is distractingly flawed, and the "fuck the prom queen" lines, car chases, and military fetishism seem only enjoyable if you don't view them as precursor to what else Bay would do. The Connery/Cage pairing is fantastic though, I imagine that survives repeat viewings. Ed Harris is great and utterly watchable, but noble to the point of undermining his whole motivation.

[YellerDog]

What was wrong with 'winners go home and fuck the prom queen'? That was GOLD, I tell you! Michael Biehn puts in a really solid 'whoops he's dead now' performance as well!

[cka]

nope

[Dolemite]

Michael Bay isn't directing this. He didn't direct the last Turtles movie either.

However, he did direct Pain and Gain, and that ruled.

[Yoshi]

Krang looks pretty great.

[YellerDog]

Jesus Christ that looks amazing.

[MechDeus]

I saw Krang and got a little too excited. I might have to see this in theaters.

[EvilMog]

I hope Krang is in it.

Wish granted.