Because you are weak.
I went to Disneyland for a few days, and apparently I am a pin collector now. Why the hell is Disney so good at extracting money from wallets?
Because you are weak.
Those pin things are such a scam, hell the whole Disney is a scam. I didn't let my daughter buy that shit.
YOU LACK DISCIPLINE
Try bringing your old lady to Disneyland. I paid around $50 for a pink hoodie she's worn maybe a couple of times a year. It just hangs by the front door now.
Get one of those child harness leashes for when you take her out.
I bought my wife a Minnie Mouse wallet and a t-shirt when we went 3 years ago. She still uses them both. I got my mom a wind chime from Animal Kingdom that she still has hanging on her porch. Ask me what I bought for myself, lol. I have no idea what it was or where it could be. Bitches be schoolin' me!
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