I expect so. Some campaign lawyers are around for the Jill Stein recount thing, but that's more out of due diligence than any belief it's actually going to flip the table.
Pence is like, "That's some nice Scotch tape."
Why the fuck isn't he wearing a tie clip or tie tack?
Real men use safety pins.
I prefer not using clips since you never know when you're going to need to quickly pull the tie off and use it as a garotte.
He just needs a longer tie for that bulbous neck. Poor little end is straining to find the loop.
But this from a guy who once sharted on a train, went into the tiny train bathroom, cut the disgraced part of his boxers out with an x-acto knife because there wasn't room to get his pants off, and rode home wearing a kind of underskirt. So who am I to judge someone else's shartorial improvisation.
Why not just cut the boxers off entirely? Your crotchless undies served no purpose at that point anyways.
Originally Posted by C.S. Lewis
It made him feel pretty.
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