The Trump Presidency

[Fe 26]

You know you have a shitty boss when the best areas of a business are the ones he gets out of the way of, while the ones he is involved in flounder and suffer for it.

[Calliander]

The final story has yet to be told but I'm guessing all Trump has done is order more airstrikes and been less worried about who died in the explosions, but that last part is just my own thought on the issue.

Allegedly he gave them much more leeway to pursue them — so policy (same as any politician).

There's no way it didn't happen like a lousy single parent.

Generals: "Mr. President, this is our plan to -"
T-Dawg: "Yeah that's fine."
Generals: "But you didn't even read it."
T-Dawg: *briefly looks at document* "It's fine. Do it." *swipes left*

Winning!

[Joust Williams]

https://www.apnews.com/19f6bfec15a74...um=AP_Politics

I thought Republicans were all about states’ rights

Oh, it was probably only rights that could be used to discriminate or throw minorities in jail

[Fe 26]

Meh, that's all any of them do. They don't stand for anything greater. They just waffle and gnash and manipulate the system to get their buddies what they want.

Buncha shitty horrible children.

[Calliander]

I can totally see some Trumpets hearing this news and going, "Yeah, I heard marijuana really is a problem in Colorado... They should definitely ban it," while smoking blunts.

[Fe 26]

Hey guys, climate isn't real

https://www.npr.org/2018/01/04/57272...-cant-pay-them

[Joust Williams]

Pay for health care?

Nah, let's burn money investigating Hillary's emails again

https://www.axios.com/justice-depart...522422610.html

[GohanX]

Huh, who would have thought getting a home in the swamp was a bad idea?

[Drewbacca]

There's no way it didn't happen like a lousy single parent.

Generals: "Mr. President, this is our plan to -"
T-Dawg: "Yeah that's fine."
Generals: "But you didn't even read it."
T-Dawg: *briefly looks at document* "It's fine. Do it." *swipes left*

Winning!

He wanted to blow up all their infrastructure on the campaign trail. Whatever he did or didn’t do, it was credited as accelerating “progress” over there.

Though in this case progress means thousands of terrorists fleeing in to Turkey and Europe angrier than ever with the west.

https://www.apnews.com/19f6bfec15a74...um=AP_Politics

I thought Republicans were all about states’ rights

Oh, it was probably only rights that could be used to discriminate or throw minorities in jail

Terrible. How can anyone think smoking weed makes people super violent. Any violence in legal drugs stems from stockpiles of cash that sit idly because they have to be processed manually.

[Calliander]

Whatever he did or didn’t do, it was credited as accelerating “progress” over there.

Oh yeah, the mentally deficient think he defeated ISIS single-handedly and made the country safer.