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Thread: Hand Shakes

  1. Mega Drive Hand Shakes

    Today, I met this thin, blonde, attractive, stoner girl. ...or hippie. You know the laid back, sunny, optimistic tone in their voice? She had a very firm handshake. And I shook her hand twice, when I met her and when I said good bye. Ironclad, both times. It threw me off.

    What do you think about hand shakes?
    "Question the world man... I know the meaning of everything right now... it's like I can touch god." - bbobb the ggreatt

  2. #2
    I prefer shaking babies.

  3. The handshake is tremendously important. I have many, depending on the situation.

  4. #5
    Remember, virtually every hand you've every shaken has held a dick.

  5. Damn Doc, you've resorted to stealing Buttcheeks topics for new threads now?

  6. He has! We have had this thread before. Or at least this conversation.

  7. #8
    I'm pretty sure my joke was recycled from there.

  8. Yank them towards you as hard as possible to show dominance.

    Then piss in their mouth
    You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.

  9. I just shake their hand. :/
    Boo, Hiss.


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