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Thread: Hand Shakes

  1. Mega Drive Hand Shakes

    Today, I met this thin, blonde, attractive, stoner girl. ...or hippie. You know the laid back, sunny, optimistic tone in their voice? She had a very firm handshake. And I shook her hand twice, when I met her and when I said good bye. Ironclad, both times. It threw me off.

    What do you think about hand shakes?
    "Question the world man... I know the meaning of everything right now... it's like I can touch god." - bbobb the ggreatt

  2. #2
    I prefer shaking babies.

  3. The handshake is tremendously important. I have many, depending on the situation.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fe 26 View Post
    No one uses sigs.

  4. #5
    Remember, virtually every hand you've every shaken has held a dick.

  5. Damn Doc, you've resorted to stealing Buttcheeks topics for new threads now?

  6. He has! We have had this thread before. Or at least this conversation.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fe 26 View Post
    No one uses sigs.

  7. #8
    I'm pretty sure my joke was recycled from there.

  8. Yank them towards you as hard as possible to show dominance.

    Then piss in their mouth
    You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.

  9. I just shake their hand. :/
    Boo, Hiss.


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