Separating the Adults from the Children!

[Dunlap]

If you own a blender you can make mayonnaise that is exactly how you want it to be. I will never understand you people.

How long do you keep it though? If I need mayo it’s a tablespoon at a time, I’m not gonna be assed to make that or keep a cup of it in my fridge.

[Josh]

Maybe a little over a week? We have lots of small jars of things with the date written on the lid in dry erase marker.

[ElCapichan]

A little over a week??? I've got a jar of Kraft mayo that is at least 6 months since being opened and still going strong. A week or 2 aint gonna cut it.

[Fe 26]

I can't get josh to sort his recyclables but he'll ask people to make their own condiments.

[Josh]

I can’t get you to understand that sorting recyclables in a single stream system doesn’t matter. Why would I sort them? So the guy loading the truck can throw them all in the same bin?

It’s like handing your recyclables and your trash to the garbage man in a county that doesn’t recycle. He’s just going to put them both in the garbage truck.

That being said we tend to make all our food in batches over here. It’s just like anything else, once you get used to it it’s just another thing.

Maybe the preservatives that keep your mayonnaise fresh for decades aren’t the best thing to put in your body? I don’t think we know for sure

[Josh]

or thinking that your recycling at your office job doesn’t go right in the trash. I’ve never seen a cleaning crew anywhere I’ve worked that ever did anything else.

[kedawa]

People throw all kinds of nasty shit in public recycling bins.
I doubt the trash dudes bother keeping it separate.

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

Ya gotta keep 'em separated!

[Space Pirate Roberts]

Ugh, I feel the bile building in my throat as I say it, but...

bbobb is 100% right

There's no going back from kewpie mayo.

If these two agree on something, you know it's the truth. Kewpie4lyfe

[Fe 26]

I can’t get you to understand that sorting recyclables in a single stream system doesn’t matter. Why would I sort them? So the guy loading the truck can throw them all in the same bin?

1. It does matter because they don't fully sort them.
2. You're a forgetful shit. That isn't the argument you made 6 months ago. You argued that you couldn't be bothered and would just put it all in the garbage if you had to sort it.