Random Dialog From a Work You've Created.

[Satsuki]

"The strange case of hannibal lecter versus my parents."

[Vasteel]

That from last night?

It's from the hit single "Wide Like I-Max" by R&B supergroup/boy band NuDirection

[NeoZeedeater]

"This piece of shit was kracked by the Rad Insane Super Krackers (R.I.S.K.), Let's kick some kopyright!!"

As a kid, I would copy over game loading screens with dumb stuff of my own.

[A Robot Bit Me]

"That’s… that’s the best I can do. You're not going to shit your pants, anyway."

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

Colored text is an automatic disqualification.

[Pineapple]

Interesting thread idea, good on ya SSJNJNJN.

First thing that popped in my head was old band lyrics which have aged appropriately (see: terribly), so something more recent from an outline for a song:

"like any common protazoa or bacterium: no story. no timeline. nothing. expunging them from history. uncreation."

[Some Stupid Japanese Name]

Clearly influenced by a Tool lyric is an automatic disqualification.

[Pineapple]

Based on a conversation I had with Phunbubba about his aunt and uncle, wherein he described his desire to see them revert to dust. I told him I'd make a song about it, may just end up a poem at this point, but the image he painted through text was worth a shot.

[cigsthecat]

"Do You Know Who Murdered Me?"

[arjue]

I want to fuck your kids
I want to fuck your kids
I want to fuck your kids
So hard
That they have epileptic fits