When did you 1st lose the big V...

[Rhydant]

Originally posted by Korian
Was it an Orgy?

only if he used two hands.

hrm... i turn 18 in 5 months. better get me some booty soon, i suppose...

[M]

September sometime, 1999. Barely a sophmore, I was 15. One of the most horrible experiances of my existance.

[Hot Like Wasabi]

Earlier this year for me (Im 18). Unlike some of the stories here, I thought it was freakin great.

[Technosphile]

Hey:

When I was 15. I had a friend who thought that taking me with him to his church youth group was a good way to point me in the right direction or whatever. I met a hot chocolate African-American female there by the name of Shenequah. We started talking and then "dating". About two weeks after she became my girlfriend, we skipped going to the actual youth group service and went up to the 4th floor bathroom. This is where I expierienced both giving and recieving oral for the first time. I gave it to her last, asked her if we could PLEASE do it, and she said yes. The floor was ice-cold and I could barely manage an erection, but we both lost our virginity in there, the 4th floor bathroom of the First Baptist Church in downtown Albuquerque.

A week later, she found God or whatever and dumped me, then told the youth pastor everything. Technosphile was basically thrown out of that church...but not before nailing another girl there named Amanda in one of the church offices.

It seems like a bullshit story, I know, but I promise you its the truth.

-Technosphile

[rama]

you sinner, you need jesus.

[Josh]

Originally posted by FighterX
No, seriously, Dec 7th, 1997, wedding night!

Congratulations. Must be nice. (No sarcasm... I'm serious)

Originally posted by burgundy
It was in the field at my high school in broad daylight on a Sunday afternoon.

burgundy = pervert.

[Stibbons]

Originally posted by Kaneda
June 16th, 2002.

Just over a month ago...has it been that long already?

Wow, my birthday. I don't know how to feel about that.

[Rhydant]

heh heh... Techno, you are one bad-ass mofo. or something.

bah, who cares aboot Jebus. you got booty.

[Master]

I had just turned 13. Worst sex I have ever had.

I was at summer camp and had to sneak around the pond between the boys and girls camps in the middle of the night. I had to be very quiet when the girl let me into her cabin. I went in and took off my muddy (because of walking next to the water) shoes so I didn't make any noise or track the mud and muck inside. (it was a 2 part cabin, one part for the campers, one for the counselors)

We made out, did the deed for about 2 seconds, she proclaimed that it hurt, I pulled out, we kissed some more, then it was time to go, so I left.

As soon as I got back outside I realized I was locked out of the cabin and that my shoes were still inside.

I saw somebody coming from the near the bathroom (which wasn't attached to the cabin, it was down the path a little bit) so I bolted. I had to walk home without my shoes in the middle of the night around the huge pond in the mud and muck that also had its share of sharp rocks.

Worst sexual experience ever.

PS: I never got those shoes back either, I never asked her what she did with them... Thank god I had a second pair.

[dog$]

At 17 (5 years ago).

I was tired of being a dateless virgin and went about finding any girl that had the reputation of being an easy lay. I found one through some friends, and a few months later she lived up to her reputation.

Luckily the whole "relatoinship" thing ended quickly and I didn't waste too much money on her.

[burgundy]

Originally posted by Technosphile
Hey:

When I was 15. I had a friend who thought that taking me with him to his church youth group was a good way to point me in the right direction or whatever. I met a hot chocolate African-American female there by the name of Shenequah. We started talking and then "dating". About two weeks after she became my girlfriend, we skipped going to the actual youth group service and went up to the 4th floor bathroom. This is where I expierienced both giving and recieving oral for the first time. I gave it to her last, asked her if we could PLEASE do it, and she said yes. The floor was ice-cold and I could barely manage an erection, but we both lost our virginity in there, the 4th floor bathroom of the First Baptist Church in downtown Albuquerque.

A week later, she found God or whatever and dumped me, then told the youth pastor everything. Technosphile was basically thrown out of that church...but not before nailing another girl there named Amanda in one of the church offices.

It seems like a bullshit story, I know, but I promise you its the truth.

-Technosphile

That's so kickass. You've got me beat.

Originally posted by 88mph
burgundy = pervert.

88mph = dense. Do you think your avatar keeps walking away on its own?

Originally posted by dog$
At 17 (5 years ago).

I was tired of being a dateless virgin and went about finding any girl that had the reputation of being an easy lay. I found one through some friends, and a few months later she lived up to her reputation.

Luckily the whole \"relatoinship\" thing ended quickly and I didn\'t waste too much money on her.

Easy lay = a few months later? That\'s easy...for a nun.

[Mman]

Originally posted by dog$
At 17 (5 years ago).

I was tired of being a dateless virgin and went about finding any girl that had the reputation of being an easy lay. I found one through some friends, and a few months later she lived up to her reputation.

Luckily the whole "relatoinship" thing ended quickly and I didn't waste too much money on her.

If she was easy then why did it take a few months.

As far as me, I am stil a virgin. I have never really been in a relationship long enough to get that far, and sure I could have fling but I really dont think that is how I want to do it. Eh, im only 18, no rush.

[PaCrappa]

Well let's see.... Do I count the time when I was four and the nine year old neighbor girl came over and molested the hell out of me? That was great! She came over and pulled her little bathing suit to the side and asked if I knew what she was showing me. I said "Nope". She said"you're supposed to put your dick in there". I said "what's a dick?" To which she replied "Penis?" I said fuck, why didn't you say so? I git ya covered girl!" And proceeded to attempt to insert my tiny four year old wood. Needless to say not much happened and we gave up. I was quite enthused by my new pastime which the girl had called "stripping". I told my parents about and for some reason never really hung out with that girl again. If that counts I'm stoked because I really do have fond memories of that day.

If that doesn't count then let's move forward to age seventeen. I was at Mary MacPherson Elementary in Boise Idaho and had been drinking some forty dogs with friends. One friend happened to be a chick that needed it real bad so we wandered out into the field with nary a blanket in sight and I gave it to her. Mediocre at best, no real fond memories of this one.

Pa

[MVS]

Gotta agree on the easy lay thing here.

Easy is one night, or, in rare cases which i've seen, 10 minutes.

10 minutes from meeting to fucking. THat's easy.

A few months...that aint.

[Kaneda]

I lost my virginity to Cyco.

...oops, did I just post that?

(Don't kill me, Cyco!)

[burgundy]

Originally posted by Kaneda
I lost my virginity to Cyco.

...oops, did I just post that?

(Don't kill me, Cyco!)

You're about to lose your manhood to her...err...him...too.

[M]

I"M GOING TO KILL YOU!

Ok... Maybe I\'m not going to kill you but... damnit

Business all over the boards.
(calm... I am calm)
NO I\'m not calm.
Yes I am.
Calm.
You suck.. you suck you suck you suck.

Its ok though...

(CALM!)

[burgundy]

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[TNLthugg]

I'm going on a cruis this Christmas and hopefully i will be getting some there

[Hot Like Wasabi]

Just incase some of you missed my similar topic a few weeks back.