When did you 1st lose the big V...

[Low]

Originally posted by AFX
Anyone else notice that the amount of virgins on this board is almost directly equal to the amount of people actually excited about DOA V-Ball?

And for the record, I haven't been excited about DOA Volleyball for 5 or 6 years now.

Ick, you insult my taste sir, we duel at dawn. *-neo

[Lordmrw]

Yeah, and guys have to deal with one of the worst offenders of all time: Sweaty Nuts. Doesn't sound bad? Probably thinking "What could be so bad about sweaty sack?" Everything. Nothing worse than being at work for 6 hours out of an 11 hour shift, using the bathroom, and noticing that your boxers/briefs/panties/whateveryouwear need to be peeled off. And then you have to walk around for the rest of your shift that way.

[Curtis]

Originally posted by Hero
don't forget that we have to get in fights and act like jerks to keep masculinity up...

*sigh*

We're such jackasses as collective, aren't we?

Bah. I was done with that by the time I hit 17, and I doubt youre like that, Mr. Hero.

[burgundy]

Originally posted by Orochi

Oh, my Christ. On top of that, my side of the species gets to skip out on fun things like menstruation and its successor, menopause.

Dont think we have it so easy, though... Um... We, uh.... Were prone to losing our hair. Thats it.

Right.

Hello, childbirth?

[Curtis]

Heheh. God, how could I forget that one?

The nice lady who delivered my son was WAY too excited. Not about a new child, but about the process. After it was over, shes taking care of the afterbirth, cord and all of those fun things, and shes like "Mr. Bun"-er-"Mr. Orochi? Would you like to take a look?" I decline, she holds it up anyway. I look away, and she nearly yells, "LOOK!"

Odd.

My wife was a trooper, though. She slept through all but about an hour and a half-two hours of her labor. The time awake was spent watching "All in the Family" on TV Land (Hi, EThugg!), and eating sausages. Never cursed me out, started screaming, or anything. Worst she got was "God DAMN that hurt..." after one particularly nasty contraction. No drugs, on top of it all.

[Hero]

Originally posted by Orochi


Bah. I was done with that by the time I hit 17, and I doubt youre like that, Mr. Hero.

yeah, but as a collective, I dunno how well guys shine...

[MVS]

Originally posted by Hero
don't forget that we have to get in fights and act like jerks to keep masculinity up...

*sigh*

We're such jackasses as collective, aren't we?

Girls have their moments as well.

Or have you seen another dude wearing the same shoes as you and said something to the effect of "That fucking slut, who does he think he is...look how tacky and cheap he looks...he's wearing my shoes!"

[Master of 7s]

Originally posted by AFX
Anyone else notice that the amount of virgins on this board is almost directly equal to the amount of people actually excited about DOA V-Ball?

Bite me jackass.

[burgundy]

Originally posted by Lordmrw
Yeah, and guys have to deal with one of the worst offenders of all time: Sweaty Nuts. Doesn't sound bad? Probably thinking "What could be so bad about sweaty sack?" Everything. Nothing worse than being at work for 6 hours out of an 11 hour shift, using the bathroom, and noticing that your boxers/briefs/panties/whateveryouwear need to be peeled off. And then you have to walk around for the rest of your shift that way.

I think you're overreacting. You peel your nuts off your leg, and you move on.

Then again, you seem to occasionally wear panties, so maybe those create particularly unpleasant sweaty sack incidences.

[Rick]

And let's not forget the unpleasantness that is friction burns on your jimmy from masturbating too much!

Ermm........

I think I'll leave now.

[Andy787]

*peels sack from leg, while accidentilly brushing his wack burn*

OW!

[Seven Force]

August 25 1997. 12:XX A.M.

After an exciting night in Tijuana, Mexico. I ended up at a stranger girl's crib. I never knew this girl, but met her by chance in one of the clubs I went to. I was kinda drunk, so she decided to help me out-(her being a nice girl and everything). At her apartment, we both slept in her bed. I wake up and feel her up. I even kiss her navel.

She then says, "How many times have you had sex?"
I respond with "Zero. Why do ask that?"
"You move like have (had sex)"

Ten minutes and two breasts later, A can feel the 'sting' of Veronica's stare (Oh schanp! I said her name)

"Are you ok? What's on your mind?"
"I'm thinking about sex!"
"Seriously?"
"Yes...seriously"

From here, you get the idea.

I never expected to pick up anyone in Tijuana (of all places). After this, I realized that I was missing a lot--on either side of the border...

[MechDeus]

Mine involved a nymphomanical slut (who was later to become my girlfriend of two years, we- I mean, she broke up with me almost two years ago) at around the age of 17. She figured I'd make a decent one-night-stand and I was clueless at the beginning. In one of my stupider moments ever, she slowly pushed me down onto the couch in an attempt to begin stripping me while I continued (pretty much with myself by this point) the conversation we'd been having up until she decided she was horny. After she began trying to peel off my clothes, I suggested we move this to the bedroom (more comfortable and just in case my mom decided to leave her room I didn't want to be in the middle of sex in the living room) where the inevitable happened.

Up until that point I had thought to myself I would probably wait for marriage. But afterwards I realized it had slipped my mind and I didn't care, I felt a little bad about that. It was only the second time I had ever seen her, didn't really know who she was, but it was fun. Luckily for me, there was plenty more to come for the entire time we dated until she went to college and I've had to go cold turkey. Damn women.

[Chemist]

Are you still a Virgin if you never got to finish?? but it went on for about 15 minutes?

[M]

Penitration counts I think... but thats my perspective isnt it?

[Megatron]

Go Kaneda, 5 seconds of fame for 5 seconds of action.

[Kaneda]

Feh, I lasted longer than her.

[Megatron]

But who won Kaneda?

[M]

I won. I always win.

[Megatron]

That hurts, ouch kaneda. Satisfaction is good, disappointment is bad. Fast way, bad way, long wait, relaxation.

In other words ouch to you kaneda, and good job to you cutie.