#$@! you Telemarketers!

[Ichabod]

I'm about to get a job as a telemarketer soon. They get pretty good pay for such an easy-to-get and easy-to-do job.

[EightBit]

I usually answer the phone in a "funny" way. Funny being subjective to who hears it of course.

"Thank you for calling PPP, Pimps, Pushers, and Prostitutes. This is Pimp Daddy White Chocolate speaking, how may I help you?"

And Various other things. Most telemarketers that get hit with that are caught by suprize and are unable to schpeel me. Then I ask them to be removed from the list. It really does work.

Z-roe

P.S. Whats also sad is that you must understand that these calls have to be working to some degree for them to continue thier calling. Same with intrusive advertising. They wouldnt keep pouring money into this if it didnt get them more money in return. I just wanna know who the hell sits there and listens?

\"500 pounds of pork from Malasia? For only three payments of 265.95? Well how do I sign up for this amazing deal?\"

Z-roe