A so so 3 for myself. Although what's pathetic is all of mine have been more or less one night stands. One at summer camp when I was a young 'un, one in Germany at the Love Parade, and one on New Years Eve 2000/2001 (a great way to ring in the real start of a new century). I actually find it kind of sad that I've never been involved in a serious enough relationship. 
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Also just to note... I can't believe I actually posted in this thread.
You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.
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