*Official* Nerd Joke Thread

[Master]

This is a thread specifically for jokes only nerds would tell. You have to know a little about nerdy stuff to get the joke. Microsoft jokes would count. Videogame jokes would count. Chemistry jokes would count, you guys get the picture. I'll go first.


*ahem*


There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those who understand binary and those that don't.



*braces self for massive wedgie*

[Rich]

Um..

[Psx]

Originally posted by Master
This is a thread specifically for jokes only nerds would tell. You have to know a little about nerdy stuff to get the joke. Microsoft jokes would count. Videogame jokes would count. Chemistry jokes would count, you guys get the picture. I'll go first.


*ahem*


There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those who understand binary and those that don't.



*braces self for massive wedgie*

That's actually pretty funny

[Rich]

I wish I got it.. =P

*is very pissed because he can't find the funniest Microsoft joke ever, it was deleted from the forums (not these)*

[Nash]

what did the history book say to the math book?

man, you got a lot of problems.

what did the math book say to the history book?

let the past go.

two atoms ran into each other and one of them yells, "oh no, i lost an electron!" the other asks, "are you sure?" to which the first replies, "i'm positive!"

[Psx]

Originally posted by Rich
I wish I got it.. =P

Well 10 in binary code == 2

[Rick]

Master=king of the geeks

But I'd lie if I said that wasn't funny.

[Despair]

Nash

[SearchManX]

Nash rules...

[Omni]

On the moon, nerds get their pants pulled down and they are spanked with moon rocks. Now drop those sweatpants!