Well, Another lame review, from some idiot who thinks he is great writer and his thoughts needed to be shared with the public.
Button Masher
I was reading this over at ebgames.com out or pure boredom;
"A customer on 10/3/2002 writes:
SQUARE'S WORST GAME SINCE FF2J
at least, for the first five or so hours of the game. the story is trite, boring and slow with stupid minigames that are cute at first and then an utter nuisence to help you increase your playtime.
Given, this is only up through Tarzan's Magic Jungle, but honestly? that did it for me. the Wonderland stage irked me, but that was just it. Official chugging of Hatorade commenced.
between only having approximately 100 degrees of vision, bad camera angles, idiot assistants and being able to be killed in 3 hits regardless.. I mean come on - I could take more damage in the Legend of Zelda! The FIRST one! Then you can focus on how your idiot assistants are entirely impervious to any and all enemy targeting (especially during boss fights, causing you to have to reload because you had half HP and were chugging a potion, but by god, not fast enough.. oh 5 or so times). Prepare for a Run and Run-faster game.
If I play any more of this game before I either return it or destroy it into smashed-atoms, it will be with a gameshark on and a middle finger raised.
I should have stuck with my anti-disney stance.
Now then, you might be wondering if I'd reccomend this game to you.
That depends - Do I Hate you?"
The line "If I play anymore of this game, it will be with a gameshark on and middle finger raised" is just classic. Someone needs that in their sig.
currently playing - GTA 3 d(-_^)
The Darkest Soul
Well, Another lame review, from some idiot who thinks he is great writer and his thoughts needed to be shared with the public.
I am a Wiinner
no kid...another crap review...if i wanted this shit i would go over to game faqs...Originally posted by Despair
Well, Another lame review, from some idiot who thinks he is great writer and his thoughts needed to be shared with the public.
Electronic cigarette.
Sounds like someone hasn't played the rest of Square's PS2 lineup.SQUARE'S WORST GAME SINCE FF2JThe hell does that mean?between only having approximately 100 degrees of visionI like the way he says that. As if indicating the damage system ever got changed in the other Zeldas. (The ones that count, anyway, before anyone brings up Zelda 2. I can't actually remember the lifebar in that game, but just in case...)I could take more damage in the Legend of Zelda! The FIRST one!
Stupidity. Moving on time.
I hate to be the spelling police, but how can you have the game and misspell Kingdom wrong?
anyways...the community fan reviews thus far have been way better than that junk.
Now seasoned with health
the n key is right next to the m key, bahn. give the man a break.
or dont. n00b!
*shoots self*
Originally Posted by Diff-chan
lamentations of their women
Final Fantasy 2 is easily worse than The Bouncer and Driving Emotion Type S combined.Originally posted by MechDeus
Sounds like someone hasn't played the rest of Square's PS2 lineup.
And really, this review isn't that bad. The guy has a passable grasp of spelling and grammar, which is more than I an say for most of the reviews on EB's website.
Button Masher
oops, well i meant kingdom, i've never played the game but it does interest me. Really I thought the review was worthless, but for some odd reason the the whole "if i play it again it will be with a gameshark on and middle finger raised" caught me off guard and gave me a good laugh. I guess it just gave me a funny visual. That is all. Peace
currently playing - GTA 3 d(-_^)
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