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"Don't fear the reaper" (from walking dead) "Ahoy me Chippees! Hey that gives me an idea..." "Blast that Gortan Fisherman! He stole me rain slick again!" (and I thought you could always Trust the Gortan Fisherman....  ) "Brandy, you're a good girl. You'll be fine!" (some programmer must have the "Best of AM Gold...") |
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« Reply #1 on: 04/15/03 at 10:34 AM » |
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"What DO you do with a drunken sailor?"
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How many Silver spoons does it take to change a lightbulb: One to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.
How many environmentalists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they're all outside protesting the power plant.
How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb: 1, but it'll never get done. There are 38.4 units of lightbulbs piled up at the factory and nobody is doing a dadgumed thing with them.
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« Reply #2 on: 04/15/03 at 10:42 AM » |
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I had that one "What DO you do with a drunken sailor?" immediately followed from the same pirate by "Throw 'em in the bilge water and make 'em drink it." or something to the like, can't remember the exact wording. My guess is that it wasn't intended to be a complete though, just the way they appeared together like that was funny.
I've also think I've seen multiple different mentions to Brandy, not just the "Brandy, you're a good girl. You'll be fine!" but I might just be making that up.
I think the walking dead say something to the effect of "Give me back my hand!" Probably a reference to the support scale with the skeleton hand on it.
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« Reply #3 on: 04/15/03 at 12:02 PM » |
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Other dead thoughts:
Hell was full
Evil! Evil!! EVIL!!! EVIL!!!
I'll swallow your soul! (how about "we'll tear your soul apart!!! from Hellraiser?)
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« Reply #4 on: 04/15/03 at 03:58 PM » |
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One of the funniest (and strangest) pirate thoughts is "Where's my legs? Arrgh, the sky be underground!"
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« Reply #5 on: 04/15/03 at 06:57 PM » |
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Another one:
"I'm getting desperate. Anybody seen any unattached two-legged creatures on this isle?"
The question I have is, didn't this one used to say "Anybody seen any unattached sheep on this isle?" in the demo (or at least I think it was sheep)?
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« Reply #6 on: 04/15/03 at 07:15 PM » |
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By Calico Jack: "Why am I wearing a cat on my head?"
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« Reply #7 on: 04/15/03 at 10:59 PM » |
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 I've never seen that one. I'll have to keep my eyes open for it.
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« Reply #8 on: 04/16/03 at 04:48 PM » |
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From a Tabaconist: "Smoking is not bad for you. Not bad at all. There is no proof."
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« Reply #9 on: 04/16/03 at 04:55 PM » |
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From Anne Bonny: "A cruise! Anyone who fights like a man won't have to hang like a dog!"
From a captive who starved: "Starving's better than drowning: it's slower & more painful."
Other random pirate quotes:
"Arrgh! Me pants be ill-fittin!"
"Ha ha! I may 'ave imbibed a bit much ... hic. Where am I?"
"Torture is justified in a good cause, like for my amusement." (didn't this one used to say "... like for fun and profit." ?)
From an english pirate: "Viva les filibustiers!" (I think he might have been spending too much time around my French pirates.)
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« Reply #10 on: 04/16/03 at 06:14 PM » |
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What are the pirates saying in their vocalizations? I can understand "Mon dieu!" (My lord!) Others sound like "Mon lu-ci-fer!!!" "On da boot!" and "Arthur?!?" (  ) |
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« Reply #11 on: 04/17/03 at 12:47 AM » |
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From Cap'n Hook (sadly he died in a mutiny but now serves as a skeleton hauler): A cruise. I hope I don't lose my other hand.
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« Reply #12 on: 04/17/03 at 04:02 PM » |
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What are the pirates saying in their vocalizations? I can understand "Mon dieu!" (My lord!) Others sound like "Mon lu-ci-fer!!!" "On da boot!" and "Arthur?!?" ( ) The french sometimes say "Viva les filibustiers!" I'm not positive on the exact meaning of filibustiers, but if its anything like the english word filibuster, its the use of extreme tactics in an attempt to delay or prevent action. In other news, here are more random pirate quotes: "Maybe I'll get me nose pierced." (sounds painful) From Laurens de Graff: "Of course I'm French! Where do you think I got this outrageous French accent?" |
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« Reply #13 on: 04/17/03 at 05:42 PM » |
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From Laurens de Graff: "Of course I'm French! Where do you think I got this outrageous French accent?" Monty Python and the Holy Grail! "I don't wanna talk to you no more you empty headed animal food trough wipers!! Go and boil your bottoms you stupid english kinnnn-niggets!!!!" "Your mothar was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!!" |
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« Reply #14 on: 04/18/03 at 11:54 AM » |
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Pirate thoughts, jokes:
Inchme and Pinchme got into a boat. Inchme got run through. Who was left?
That is a good joke if your sitting next to someone, lol.
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« Reply #15 on: 04/18/03 at 12:21 PM » |
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From Anne Bonny: "A cruise! Anyone who fights like a man won't have to hang like a dog!" the governor of jamaica sent a ship to arrest anne bonny, mary read and calico jack. at the time of the boarding, all the men were in a drunken stupor leaving only anne and mary to fend off the attackers. at trial, anne bonny said to calico jack before they hung him "I’m sorry, Jack, but if you had fought like a man you would not now be about to die like a dog". story goes that bonny and read were not hanged because they claimed they were pregnant. |
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« Reply #16 on: 04/19/03 at 06:07 PM » |
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From the walking dead: "My bones itch"
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« Reply #17 on: 04/21/03 at 11:35 PM » |
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Possibly the greatest line I've seen yet:
"Look at me, I'm a pirate! Arr! Yo ho ho! How about some rum?" - from the chimp.
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« Reply #18 on: 04/24/03 at 10:44 PM » |
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I realize that this thread is close to dead right now, but I thought I'd post one more.
From a shipwright: "It's amazing that a couple of guys aimlessly hammering can build an entire ship."
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« Reply #19 on: 04/25/03 at 02:09 AM » |
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I love when an undead hauler says
"I guess I'll find a bakery and get some pastries" (or whatever the exact quote is. The concept of a walking skeleton seeking out pastries gets me every time.
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« Reply #20 on: 04/25/03 at 10:43 AM » |
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Brings up pictures of a whole bunch of zombies wandering through a town moaning about needing pastries instead of brains.
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« Reply #21 on: 04/25/03 at 12:48 PM » |
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From some random captives: "Point, click. Point click. Is that all you can do?"
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« Reply #22 on: 04/25/03 at 05:46 PM » |
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Mary Read quote of the day: "Another cruise. Shall I dress as a boy or a girl this time?"
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« Reply #23 on: 04/26/03 at 01:37 AM » |
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Charlotte de Berry quote(s) of the Day: The grub at the Crooked Admiral is as good as a fart facing a full gale!
and later on:
"Blimey, I lost my ditty box!"
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The fetus, following the advice of his A typical day in the life of Mercator attorney, has offered no comment on the shooting.
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« Reply #24 on: 04/26/03 at 03:43 AM » |
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The cat, which is very small and hard to see, when you hover your mouse over says, "Those unskilled farmers are idiots"
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Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
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