Jesus Was a Rebel

[Zebe]

I enclose a picture of a rebel on my island walking over water on top of it like Jesus did suposedly. I guess Jesus is reborn on Tropico.  

[Severous]

Zebe

Nice one.

Looking at the map and the rebels location - its not clear where it started its journey from.  Any ideas ?

Its hard work being a rebel walking on water...needs a rest pretty bad.  Water bed anyone ?

[Zebe]

Rebels found a traitor among them and linched him by themselfs. Let it be a warning to anyone daring to doubt revolution!

[Captain Carrrghter]

Dude, your palace is history.  

[Brf]

I am guessing that rebel was a fisherman and became a rebel while he was out in his boat.

[MadDog]

Hey!  
If you made this map, full of rebels, and with so much money and so on I'd wish I could try it for a while... how it'll be to play it...  
Can you share your ideas of "mapping" with us?
Is that perhaps some new scenario?
Greetz...

[Zebe]

This scenario was just a test of Add to location x,y this many rebels. I put it on 30 rebels each month but to my disappointment there was allready more than 200 rebeles on the island vs 30 soldiers generals and they never attacked any military structure or palace instead they were just wandering around in circles until eventually died of starvation.  Them pussys. Curentlly i need to find out more about group and eventvariables. I know how to make static events but those 2 confuse me. But i'll master that quicklly and deliver you some scenario ok dude. I'm also doing on a little mod selling different crops and some building names or options changed even edicts name change. effects stay the same though. i will i will be posting em soon i promise.   Another thing is i'm using original Tropico 1.07 and than i heard Paradise island has so much more to offer that i'm trying to get it but no shop sells it in my country. Grrrrr will be back sooner than you think  

[MadDog]

What country are you from, if I may ask?
Or, even better, why don't you try with on-line shopping?

[Zebe]

The country i'm from is Slovenia as said in my profile. And i don't do on-line shopping coz i haven't got a credit card. Pretty sad i know something completly ununderstandable to you western world ppl.  

[Communist Leader]

Hmmm, slovenia. Seems like a discreet european country. Shall I build my top-secret world domination left wing military base there?

[Zebe]

I'm proud of you Mr. Communist Leader. You were actually abale to spot Slovenia on a world map. Not everyone can do that. But than again your Canadian not from that other neghbouring country  ;D as for the top secret headquaters in Slovenia I think it would be a good spot. Becouse even if you bomb say New York the CIA my acctually find out your headquaters is in Slovenia but might have problems locating Slovenia on The world Map. So how's life in a dead whale carcass? comfy?

[MadDog]

Slovenia? Where it is? Somewhere near Zimbabwe?  

[Zebe]

Slovania as named recentlly on some site. is a neighbouring country of molvanija www.molvania.com <---- and another country wich name I can't remember now i think it's cromania croslavija somthing like that.   the local peoples sport there is to fight over 5 meters of border lands. Slovanians come there in the morning and dig out the border stone and move it on to the cromanian side. in the sfternoon cromainas dig the same stone and move it 5 meters  inside Slovanian Borders. Long live free Zimbabwe Slovania Cromania and all other TR00 bANanA RePUBlics!!

see ya round.


Btw cromanian police beat up some slovanian polititians a few days ago along border . The incident was quite heavy since the guy whos ass they kicked is the leader of the SLS (slovanian peoples party - peasent right wing ...)THumbs up for cromanian police!!!

[PresidentCid]

"Thou shalt not turn thy back on the Revolution"

[instavinny]

now it shall be called the 11 commandmants!

[JakiusCeasar]

I guess according to the bible, Jesus was a hippie rebel