Ha! See Eddy? Now Caddet likes me
I would never tamper with a man's Amish Macaroni Salad (I may be a despot, but I have some
limits!) I wanted Tarantula Special Agent 72-4B (aka Lola) to go up to the coal regions and plant herself on Eddy's face so she'd be the first thing he saw when he woke up, but after what he did to her cousin and that clipboard at work she said she'd rather be eaten by a penquin than suffer the wrath of Eddy.
BTW - the penquin found her delicious! That steamed tarantula recipe I got was fab!