Why does my airport never get finished?

[Eddy]

My lipstick!  MY LIPSTICK!!!

I got that at the Elizabeth Arden counter personally!  Do you realize that it was picked out for me based on my color wheel and skin tone!  ARRRGGGHHH!!!!

It took me three hours and lots of the peasant's money to get that shade!  It's imported for heaven's sake!

AAAIIIIEEEEE!!!!

My gogo boots!  ARRRGHH!H!!!

*eddyatwork faints*

[Brian]

Haven't I told you to boycott Elizabeth Arden's cosmetics?  She does testing on rabbits, for God's sake!    You should see those rabbits!  Up all night studying, and then all day in the lab taking multiple choice tests!

And as for wasting three hours, you realize that the problem is that you're a winter and refuse to admit it, and therefore spend all your money on spring colors which will never compliment you?!  :-/

[Eddy]

I heard they give essay tests to some rabbits.  Poor things.

I am a spring!  Like the fluffy little bunn, erm, the pretty little butterflies that flutter about causing storms halfway across the world.

[caddet]

I'm relieved to hear that the hidden tarantulas were inspired by me, but not intended for use against me.  The fact that the UPS box did not contain Amish macaroni salad lends credence to your statement.  Perhaps you aren't the despotic emperor that Eddy makes you out to be.  I eagerly await the opportunity to make my personal assessments at our face to face Summit meetings.

[Brian]

Ha!  See Eddy?  Now Caddet likes me best!  

I would never tamper with a man's Amish Macaroni Salad (I may be a despot, but I have some limits!)  I wanted Tarantula Special Agent 72-4B (aka Lola) to go up to the coal regions and plant herself on Eddy's face so she'd be the first thing he saw when he woke up, but after what he did to her cousin and that clipboard at work she said she'd rather be eaten by a penquin than suffer the wrath of Eddy.

BTW - the penquin found her delicious!  That steamed tarantula recipe I got was fab!

[BananaBaron]

I found a box of Kraft Amish Macaroni Salad at Safeway yesterday.

On the box, under cooking instructions, it said:

1.  Start wood burning stove (do not use gas or electric).

2.  Place cast iron pot of well water on burner, wait to boil.

3.  Place macaroni in boiling water.  Cook for 8 minutes.

4.  Serve on a clay plate and eat by oil lamp or candle.

Mmmm, tasty.

[Eddy]

I am suspicious of anyone who prefers oil lamps to nice safe candles...

[caddet]

Now, Cruiseden.  Anybody whose anybody knows that macaroni salad is not eaten hot.  It is eaten cold, with a seasoned sause of beaten raw egg yolk and fermented acetic acid.  When the Amish make macaroni salad, they use only the freshest eggs from free-range chickens.  And their acetic acid is fermented beyond the alcohol stage, to provide only the purest and most un-sinful flavor enhancement.  Then, they add finely chopped organically home grown vegetables for that extra touch.  Who couldn't enjoy that delectable treat?

[Brian]

Well, after hearing you describe it, I have a new appreciation for it!

I've had "pasta salad" which was served warm as a side dish (deeeeeeelicious) but you're correct that most pasta salads are served cold.

Now then, could someone please pass me a clean clay plate?  I have to enjoy all this local Amish Macaroni Salad by myself  

[caddet]

Brian, you will bring some to the Summit Meeting, wont' you? Please.

[Brian]

If I can find some especially good stuff, I'll bring it.  I just hope it doesn't spoil!  

[robbo]

my sincerest apologies oh great emperor brian
(do i get my bonus now)
i was unable to defend your great and wonderful empire (looks for another bonus), as i was ignoring not visiting this forum due to the my errr lack of game

and what a conversation did i miss
dadgumed