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Fifty posts and all I am is a Peasant? I mean, does Chris the Peasant strike fear in the heart of those whose lives I rule with an iron fi... I mean with a caring delicate hand? *Starts Crying Again*
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Brian is master. He was right. As was always.
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*Director of Co-ordinated Searches for Sea Snakes*
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Creator of What!?!, The Never Ending Thread
I will generally be kind, but once in a while, in the still of the night, the wolves will be allowed to howl. -Eddy
Character is who you are online! - Skeebercat(2)
Pea Lovers Forever!
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« Reply #1 on: 05/21/01 at 08:34 PM » |
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There there senor. Here, have some tea. There. Now I realize that it seems cruel to make people peasants, but that is only to keep the riff raff out. I was once a peasant as was Brian. We are both emperors now. You would not want emperors running around without posting experience would you? You'd have chaos. Just look at the last American election. That is the direct result of people trying to be emperors without experience.
Surely you don't want that to happen?
Finish your tea and then start posting. Post senor! POST!!! You must post to become an emperor. Please. Post.
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El Presidente Para La Vida de la Isla Magnifica de Eddy
The only bad post is the one not posted. - El_malo
Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... - Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan
The Official Rebel Paddling Ceremony. Now with paddles!
Eddy is the lifestyle revolution of the 21st century!
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Lord_Corwin
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« Reply #2 on: 05/21/01 at 08:55 PM » |
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What if you have nothing to post? Can you post senseless drivel with the solo intent of increasing your post total?
lord Corwin
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« Reply #3 on: 05/21/01 at 08:55 PM » |
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**See Above Post**
Well CAn you?
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« Reply #4 on: 05/21/01 at 09:04 PM » |
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Ask Eddy, he's the queen of useless posting... KING! King of useless posting! Dang, I hate it when my backspace key is broken!  |
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« Reply #5 on: 05/21/01 at 09:05 PM » |
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By the way, define "useless post"  |
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« Reply #6 on: 05/21/01 at 09:07 PM » |
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Useless Post - (n) yoos-less•pohst : see above post. 1Anything Eddyatwork posts.
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« Reply #7 on: 05/21/01 at 09:07 PM » |
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Brian: One type of useless post is ASKING what a useless post it.
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« Reply #8 on: 05/21/01 at 09:09 PM » |
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Brian: Another type of useless post is one that EXPLAINS what a useless post is.
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« Reply #9 on: 05/21/01 at 09:09 PM » |
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Lord Corwin: And another type of useless post is pointing it out to the initial offender.
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« Reply #10 on: 05/21/01 at 09:09 PM » |
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Brian: A third type of useless post is using two posts to explain something where one would have sufficed.
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« Reply #11 on: 05/21/01 at 09:10 PM » |
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Lord Corwin: Keep up the good work, you'll be Emperor by June!  Brian |
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« Reply #12 on: 05/21/01 at 09:12 PM » |
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Brian: What are you talking about June? I am shooting for tomorrow Lord Corwin |
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« Reply #13 on: 05/21/01 at 09:14 PM » |
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We're so proud of you, both Eddy and I! (Well, I am... Eddy's probably jealous and feeling all threatened!) Just don't hurt yourself, that many posts in one evening could strain your wrists!  Brian |
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« Reply #14 on: 05/21/01 at 09:25 PM » |
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Brian: If I strain my wrists this evening it won't be from posting Lord Corwin |
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« Reply #15 on: 05/21/01 at 09:31 PM » |
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Oy! OY! The images which have just gone through my head! I'm shocked! I'm aghast! I'm honored to be on the same forum with you, sir! Of course, I refuse to accept blame for what Eddy says to you when he gets here! |
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« Reply #16 on: 05/21/01 at 09:42 PM » |
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Brian: You were shocked? Why would you be shocked about me painting the living room? You certainly are a strange one Lord Corwin |
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« Reply #17 on: 05/21/01 at 09:51 PM » |
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Painting the living room? Whew! I thought you were going to strain your wrists peeling dozens of bananas as part of your tarantula investigation! :-/ My bad! |
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« Reply #18 on: 05/21/01 at 09:54 PM » |
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Brian: No prob. I can see how what I said could be misconstrued. Why you could even think I had something off-color in mind if you didn't know that my mind spews 100% ivory soap.
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« Reply #19 on: 05/21/01 at 09:57 PM » |
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I just had an image of you as a giant Mrs. Butterworth style bottle loaded with Ivory soap, a look of terror on your face as some very dirty giant wants to wash his hands!   |
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« Reply #20 on: 05/21/01 at 10:00 PM » |
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Brian: Sorry for the mental scare. I will try to be more careful the next time I refer to my Moral Cleanliness Lord Corwin |
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« Reply #21 on: 05/21/01 at 11:04 PM » |
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Post! You must post more senors. POOOOOOST!!!!!
Please.
Post.
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El Presidente Para La Vida de la Isla Magnifica de Eddy
The only bad post is the one not posted. - El_malo
Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... - Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan
The Official Rebel Paddling Ceremony. Now with paddles!
Eddy is the lifestyle revolution of the 21st century!
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« Reply #22 on: 05/22/01 at 01:06 AM » |
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But if I post I will be one closer to Emperor and the decadence that follows.
So Brian, Eddy; what is it really like being an Emperor? Is it true that the islands virgins throw rose petals at your feet as you walk and that you light your cigars with the death warrants of your opponents?
In need to know what I am letting myself in for before I make the leap....
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'When you're tired of coups, you're tired of life.' - Coffeebean
'Golf. Now there is an exercise in tedium! It's people in ugly clothes walking!' - Eddy
'You will remember none of this. Your brief view behind the wizard's curtain will be replaced with happy thoughts of kittens and poodles, playing in the flower garden.'
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« Reply #23 on: 05/22/01 at 01:11 AM » |
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Wait, is it a life of bliss where everything feels like a bed of feathers, or is it more like getting you balls caught on a barbed-wire fence?! <Eyes water> I only ask because.....wait....what's that light.... It's blinding, there is no Emperorhood, only death.... Wait, I see....I see two figures. Open-armed beckoning me forward, they are my fellow Emperors, brothers in the almighty struggle for greatness. Brian. Eddy!!!! "So, guys, did you catch you nads on the fence, on the way in?!" "Someone, please pass me a tissue made from the skin of 10 island virgins, to mop up this blood!" Ahhh, to be an Emperor!!!  |
'When you're tired of coups, you're tired of life.' - Coffeebean
'Golf. Now there is an exercise in tedium! It's people in ugly clothes walking!' - Eddy
'You will remember none of this. Your brief view behind the wizard's curtain will be replaced with happy thoughts of kittens and poodles, playing in the flower garden.'
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« Reply #24 on: 05/22/01 at 01:42 AM » |
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Well I failed in my attempt to make Emperor by today. I am going to go right out and throw myself in front of a speeding tarantula. No, wait, I am going to openly oppose the decisions made by our emperor Brian. No, better still, I am just going to post another post filled with mindless drivel and dream of the day I can make the ranks of those whose shoes I am not worthy to....
I am sorry, but that is about as much brown-nosing as I can handle for one day. Stay tuned, more mindless drivel and pitiful kissing-up is in the forecast. Same Tarantula time, same Tarantula channell.
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