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« on: 08/01/01 at 10:45 PM » |
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Here I am, about to pass the threshold of godhood. I look back upon my early days when I was a mere tourist and can't help but feel nostalgic for the simplicity of my life. The time has come however to lead the board into a great new age and guide all who follow into greatness.
Many would say that I have achieved much, but I know that it is a minor achievement compared to the people of the board who have helped to form a true community here. If I stand tall, it is only because I have stood on the shoulders of giants. I will continue as a guiding spirit, leading, encouraging, and even praising the accomplishments of those who strive to excel.
I have achieved godhood, but in a sense, we are all gods.
CafeTropico, I salute you!
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El Presidente Para La Vida de la Isla Magnifica de Eddy
The only bad post is the one not posted. - El_malo
Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... - Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan
The Official Rebel Paddling Ceremony. Now with paddles!
Eddy is the lifestyle revolution of the 21st century!
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jerri
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« Reply #1 on: 08/01/01 at 11:23 PM » |
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Nice speech, Eddyatwork... (clap clap clap) (clap clap clap)
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Goddess_Of_Game
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« Reply #2 on: 08/01/01 at 11:53 PM » |
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Bravo Eddy, .....but since I am a tourist, I won't have to slave away on your temple shall I? *flutters eyelashes*
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-Inventor of the Walking Milkshake Retort
-Cafe Tropico's Sneaky Pete
-Wearer of EddyatWork's Little Black Gucci Dresses
-Former secretary to the Supreme Dona Maria-
-Source of Confusion at the Night Club
-What does a girl have to do around here to get some attention? Oh wait...
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Eddy
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« Reply #3 on: 08/02/01 at 01:19 AM » |
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My dear, you will be one of my most important persons. You shall be the one to try all my skirts on to make sure they aren't poisoned or filled with swimming snakes and tarantulas. Don't worry though the pay is high. Almost 8 pesos a month. Heh heh heh.
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El Presidente Para La Vida de la Isla Magnifica de Eddy
The only bad post is the one not posted. - El_malo
Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... - Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan
The Official Rebel Paddling Ceremony. Now with paddles!
Eddy is the lifestyle revolution of the 21st century!
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robbo
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« Reply #4 on: 08/02/01 at 04:22 AM » |
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good to have ya back
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Diego_de_la_Vega
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« Reply #5 on: 08/02/01 at 08:11 AM » |
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::::wipes a tear from his eye:::::: What a speech. Bravo.
Now....how exactly can I be a rebel against a god. I would be smited in an instant.
Speaking of smite...isn't that a great word....it's just not used enough. Always wanted to say to a McDonald's employee...I'll smite you if you ask me if I want to Supersize, again. But I don't think they'll understand.
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Much has changed in these lands, while I was being schooled in Spain.
The Cows, they are out to get me!!!!!!
Official Lipstick eater.
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Eddy
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« Reply #6 on: 08/02/01 at 08:47 AM » |
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McDonald's employees are not worthy of a smiting. I prefer more insidious forms of revenge upon their worthless souls.
If the amount of your purchase is say, 6.87, pay them with 7.12. They will boggle and look frightened. In your best Imperial (or godlike) voice, command them. don't order, tell, or suggest. COMMAND THEM to "Ring it up Boy." The change will of course a single quarter. They will look at you in awe. Ignore them as the meaningless human flotsam that they are. Leave knowing that they will never comprehend the greatness that is Eddyatwork. Heh heh heh.
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El Presidente Para La Vida de la Isla Magnifica de Eddy
The only bad post is the one not posted. - El_malo
Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... - Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan
The Official Rebel Paddling Ceremony. Now with paddles!
Eddy is the lifestyle revolution of the 21st century!
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Diego_de_la_Vega
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« Reply #7 on: 08/02/01 at 09:53 AM » |
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LOL..ok....no smiting of McDonald's Employee's. But would you please try your new smiting powers on that fat guy who got skinny because he ate nothing but Subway sandwiches?
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Much has changed in these lands, while I was being schooled in Spain.
The Cows, they are out to get me!!!!!!
Official Lipstick eater.
Owner of the patented Calvin grin.
Minister of silly walks and evil grins
DonaMaria's Ambassador to Spain and other sunny locations.
Model for the new Flannel Jammy Brigade...bring your own pipe
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darkangel09142
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« Reply #8 on: 08/02/01 at 12:20 PM » |
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Bravo Bravo. Great speech Eddy. Good to have you back. On the Mc Ds employees. Wise man say never annoy anyone who handles your food  But go ahead and smite em |
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bhar
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« Reply #9 on: 08/02/01 at 03:05 PM » |
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I wouldn't do to much smiting to those who handle your food. Especially not some 17-year old kid who might just pop a pimple all over your McMeal.  |
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Eddy
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« Reply #10 on: 08/02/01 at 10:04 PM » |
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I almost never eat at fast food places. They are too expensive, they aren't fast at all (have it your way indeed, shut it, order the number 4 and get out of my way!), and the food isn't very nutritious. For about the same price as a "value meal" I can go to a local restaurant six blocks from home instead of three miles, have a broader choice of items, two veggies, a drink, and leave a decent tip. If I feel like splurging, I can get dessert too.
The atmosphere is nicer since it is mostly elderly people who are quiet instead of squalling brats screaming and running into me.
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El Presidente Para La Vida de la Isla Magnifica de Eddy
The only bad post is the one not posted. - El_malo
Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... - Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan
The Official Rebel Paddling Ceremony. Now with paddles!
Eddy is the lifestyle revolution of the 21st century!
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jerri
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« Reply #11 on: 08/02/01 at 10:21 PM » |
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hmm hmm eddy, oh, and of course i willl come.... *hides pistol under jacket*
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Revolucionario
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« Reply #12 on: 08/22/01 at 11:04 PM » |
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Great speech there Eddy!
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Captain of the Sea Tarantula.
Leader Of The TLF (Tropican Liberation Front.)
"A Leader Can Give Up Anything, Except Final Responsibilty"-Me
"Christus Vincit!, Christus Regnat!, Christus Imperat!"
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