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« on: 07/08/01 at 11:59 AM »

It has been brought to my attention that I'm currently On Topic. This is just so scary for me!!!
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« Reply #1 on: 07/08/01 at 12:53 PM »

 Ah but you are in The Arena and therefore this thread must have no topic!  The Arena is for off topic posts only, which means that any relevant post on a topic is strictly forbidden!

 They may shoot you comrade.

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« Reply #2 on: 07/08/01 at 01:48 PM »

true
but it also must be relevant
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« Reply #3 on: 07/08/01 at 01:49 PM »

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! If I'm off topic here, I'm actually on topic, which means that I'm off topic, but then since I'm off topic I'm really still on topic!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!
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« Reply #4 on: 07/08/01 at 02:05 PM »

 As you have so eloquently stated the facts, Chris, I can only heartily agree.

 As if this isn't mind boggling enough in and of itself,  I am left wondering why there is a need for three moderators in an off topic area.  Wouldn't one do just as well?  

 I guess with three moderators, should a group of us stray too closely to a particular subject it will be easier for them to lead us away like gaggles of geese.  Three gaggles simultaneously so lead would indeed be organized confusion.  

 Probably the whole idea.
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« Reply #5 on: 07/08/01 at 02:09 PM »

Maybe it's just a title Cafe Dave gives them just so they'll be happy?
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« Reply #6 on: 07/08/01 at 02:12 PM »

 You mean like Emperor, Dictator, Deity, stuff like that?

 Ooooh I think we are getting real close to a topic here, we better turn this around.

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« Reply #7 on: 07/08/01 at 03:05 PM »


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but it also must be relevant


 But then it will be ON TOPIC which would defeat the whole purpose.

Everything is relevant to something, so there's no escaping relevance, and therefore a topic.

 I think I know that the powers that be truly intended for The Arena, but I am having more fun with this; and it too is a topic!  



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« Reply #8 on: 07/08/01 at 09:50 PM »

youre just jealous chris of our mod powers
MUHAHAHAHAHA
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« Reply #9 on: 07/08/01 at 11:16 PM »

I wish I were a moderator.   Sad
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« Reply #10 on: 07/09/01 at 06:15 AM »

Now, Chris.  Just lay back on the nice couch.  I'll help you.  You must calm down.  You are not actually on topic unless you make three consecutive posts that have relevence to the title of the thread.  You have never approached that condition.

The reason there are three moderators for the Arena is quite simple.  CafeDave is a moderator of all parts of this board.  That is to allow him administrator privileges over all posts.  The Arena was expected to be the largest forum on the board.  This was based on the fact that almost nothing was "on topic" before April.  The Arena was expected to need the most attention.  But since he has better things to do than follow the mess we make here, he asked for a couple of moderators to cover this area.  As it turns out, we got off easy!
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« Reply #11 on: 07/09/01 at 03:19 PM »

I want to be a Moderator!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
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Character is who you are online! - Skeebercat(2)
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« Reply #12 on: 07/09/01 at 08:40 PM »


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\The reason there are three moderators for the Arena is quite simple.  CafeDave is a moderator of all parts of this board.  That is to allow him administrator privileges over all posts.  The Arena was expected to be the largest forum on the board.  This was based on the fact that almost nothing was "on topic" before April.  The Arena was expected to need the most attention.  But since he has better things to do than follow the mess we make here, he asked for a couple of moderators to cover this area.  As it turns out, we got off easy!


 OK I was just in a joking mood and I was being silly.

 I wasn't making fun of the board.  It is a hard job running one and seemingly thankless.

 Don't you guys let that fool you though.  You are making a lot of people happy, who couldn't possibly express it properly (you might need another area just for that).

  I used to run one myself years ago.  

 I was poking fun at the logical problem of posting in an off topic area without posting something relevant to a topic.  I only mentioned the moderators in fun, not intending to sound critical.

 I do have a number of completely on-topic posts elsewhere on the board.  

There are also a number of posts where I am equally as silly as I have been here.

 No offense intended.

 

 

 
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« Reply #13 on: 07/10/01 at 06:08 AM »

But that's what makes this so fun.  Dave does the work of operating the board.  As moderator of the Arena, I feel obliged to read every post in the Arena.  That's the fun part.  I get lots of laughs from the posts in this off Topic area.

As far as the on topic posts, I have to admit that I gave up on trying to keep up with them.  I rarely read other forums any more. :-/
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« Reply #14 on: 07/10/01 at 12:02 PM »

I still want to be a Moderator!!!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

Why is everybody staring at me like that??
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« Reply #15 on: 07/10/01 at 02:31 PM »

I am staring at you because I can't believe that I did not come up with this idea first.  

I think all emperors should be moderators of all fora.

That's right.  No matter which forum I am in, I should be the supreme leader.  No ifs, ands, or butts.  Me.  ME!  Supreme leader!  You will all bow and worship me as the god that I am!  AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!

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« Reply #16 on: 07/10/01 at 02:55 PM »

boys settle
its ok
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and caddet is a great moderator of The Arena. He stops the crude, disgusting stuff, like the pic of Bill Gates on the cover of Playboy. I can't remember who posted it though
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« Reply #17 on: 07/11/01 at 11:21 AM »

Yes!!! We shall all be Moderators!!! I love this idea! I shall be the Surpreme Moderator!!! Please? <Hint hint>
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« Reply #18 on: 07/12/01 at 02:09 AM »

What is the world coming to when Chris is on topic? LOL!
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« Reply #19 on: 07/12/01 at 12:35 PM »

If I were Supreme Moderator, I'd edit that out...
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« Reply #20 on: 07/12/01 at 12:44 PM »


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If I were Supreme Moderator, I'd edit that out...


Ahhhh yes, but would you edit that out as well ......
....... and then what about this? hmmmmmmm?
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« Reply #21 on: 07/12/01 at 04:18 PM »

Sorry, Chris, but the Dept of Health does not allow bovine moderators.
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« Reply #22 on: 07/12/01 at 05:44 PM »

If I were Supreme Moderator, I'd edit out the Department of Health...
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« Reply #23 on: 07/12/01 at 09:45 PM »

If I were supreme moderator, I'd edit all POOOOOOOSTS to make it increase my post count and only my post count.  In fact, I'd add posts randomly to my post count just for logging in.

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« Reply #24 on: 07/13/01 at 02:51 PM »

Hey, I siad Supreme Moderator first! Therefore, I should be the Supreme Moderator!
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Creator of What!?!, The Never Ending Thread
I will generally be kind, but once in a while, in the still of the night, the wolves will be allowed to howl. -Eddy
Character is who you are online! - Skeebercat(2)
Pea Lovers Forever!
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