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****El Presidente National Security Finding no. 256455785443****
El Presidene has announced that the Tropican Army will commence war operations against the dreaded green ketchup. The problem is rising over the last few months, and despite a ban on the import of the 'substance', several boxes have been seized on the island, and the fact that several ketchup manufacturers have slipped advertisements into several ads, causing many tropicans to seek it out.
This finding has several key findings
1. To initate unrestricted (with paragraph 4.8, appendix 6 of mr.p's guide to military operations) warfare against all levels of green ketchup
2. Ensure the propoganda of the green ketchup is brought to a halt
a. Most importantly in Tropico
b. Worldwide-wherever this menace shall strike
3. Construct a red ketchup and a mustard factory on Tropico
a. To provide to the population of Tropico
b. To export to the outside world, when it is learned that
their factories have been destroyed
This operation is to be named by its overall commander, Marshal Chris Cow, with operational command of Army Group Tropico to Field Marshal Robbo
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Eddy
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« Reply #1 on: 07/08/01 at 11:13 PM » |
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Pssst... you made a typo in the subject heading.
Ahem. Anyway...
I will conduct a series of covert strikes against misguided parents who give in to the demands of their children for this noxious substance. Oh yes. There will be paddlings. Lots and lots of paddlings.
*eddyatwork gets an almost predatory gleam in his eye that makes even MrP nervous*
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El Presidente Para La Vida de la Isla Magnifica de Eddy
The only bad post is the one not posted. - El_malo
Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... - Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan
The Official Rebel Paddling Ceremony. Now with paddles!
Eddy is the lifestyle revolution of the 21st century!
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Mr.P
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« Reply #2 on: 07/09/01 at 12:27 AM » |
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Good God, the man's gone insane. Insane I tell you!!  |
'When you're tired of coups, you're tired of life.' - Coffeebean
'Golf. Now there is an exercise in tedium! It's people in ugly clothes walking!' - Eddy
'You will remember none of this. Your brief view behind the wizard's curtain will be replaced with happy thoughts of kittens and poodles, playing in the flower garden.'
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Chris
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« Reply #3 on: 07/09/01 at 03:26 PM » |
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What should I name it? Hmmm, I hereby declare it to be: Operation Moo-Kangaroo.
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Brian is master. He was right. As was always.
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*Director of Co-ordinated Searches for Sea Snakes*
*Commander in Chief of Internal Supply of Staples*
*Head Organizer of Mindless Ramblings*
*Director of All That is Irrelevant*
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Creator of What!?!, The Never Ending Thread
I will generally be kind, but once in a while, in the still of the night, the wolves will be allowed to howl. -Eddy
Character is who you are online! - Skeebercat(2)
Pea Lovers Forever!
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robbo
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« Reply #4 on: 07/09/01 at 03:31 PM » |
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eddy-whats the correct speeling? i always thought it was spelt jidah
and eddy you can't commence operations till we give the thing a name
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Chris
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« Reply #5 on: 07/09/01 at 03:43 PM » |
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It's spelled "Jihad", and I just gave it a name!
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Brian is master. He was right. As was always.
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*Director of Co-ordinated Searches for Sea Snakes*
*Commander in Chief of Internal Supply of Staples*
*Head Organizer of Mindless Ramblings*
*Director of All That is Irrelevant*
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Creator of What!?!, The Never Ending Thread
I will generally be kind, but once in a while, in the still of the night, the wolves will be allowed to howl. -Eddy
Character is who you are online! - Skeebercat(2)
Pea Lovers Forever!
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robbo
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« Reply #6 on: 07/09/01 at 05:54 PM » |
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sorry i didn't know how to speel it and chris-STOP BLOODY POSTING WHILE I REPLY  |
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robbo
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« Reply #7 on: 07/09/01 at 05:57 PM » |
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Chris
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« Reply #8 on: 07/09/01 at 06:57 PM » |
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Make sure you pay attention in School, especially your English class...
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Brian is master. He was right. As was always.
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*Director of Co-ordinated Searches for Sea Snakes*
*Commander in Chief of Internal Supply of Staples*
*Head Organizer of Mindless Ramblings*
*Director of All That is Irrelevant*
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Creator of What!?!, The Never Ending Thread
I will generally be kind, but once in a while, in the still of the night, the wolves will be allowed to howl. -Eddy
Character is who you are online! - Skeebercat(2)
Pea Lovers Forever!
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Eddy
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« Reply #9 on: 07/09/01 at 09:33 PM » |
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It is indeed spelled Jihad.
I don't know about the rest of the operation, but I think my small, but significant part will be called Operation Paddle Bottom!
AAAIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!
*eddyatwork runs through the streets (which aren't flowing) waving his electric paddle and giving hysterical rebel girls the scaring of a lifetime*
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El Presidente Para La Vida de la Isla Magnifica de Eddy
The only bad post is the one not posted. - El_malo
Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... - Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan
The Official Rebel Paddling Ceremony. Now with paddles!
Eddy is the lifestyle revolution of the 21st century!
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robbo
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« Reply #10 on: 07/10/01 at 02:30 AM » |
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i do pay attention
that why i'm 4th overall
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Eddy
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« Reply #11 on: 07/10/01 at 02:51 AM » |
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Only fourth? I expect better senor. Youse gets back in dat classroom and learns yours English like me.
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El Presidente Para La Vida de la Isla Magnifica de Eddy
The only bad post is the one not posted. - El_malo
Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... - Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan
The Official Rebel Paddling Ceremony. Now with paddles!
Eddy is the lifestyle revolution of the 21st century!
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Chris
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« Reply #12 on: 07/10/01 at 12:08 PM » |
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What? Your class only has three people!!!
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Brian is master. He was right. As was always.
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*Director of Co-ordinated Searches for Sea Snakes*
*Commander in Chief of Internal Supply of Staples*
*Head Organizer of Mindless Ramblings*
*Director of All That is Irrelevant*
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Creator of What!?!, The Never Ending Thread
I will generally be kind, but once in a while, in the still of the night, the wolves will be allowed to howl. -Eddy
Character is who you are online! - Skeebercat(2)
Pea Lovers Forever!
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robbo
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« Reply #13 on: 07/10/01 at 01:50 PM » |
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here are my results
4/133 - Studies of Religion
31/54 - 2U Maths
1/24 - Modern History
1/150 - English
1/18 - Information Technology and Support
3/26 - Sports, Life and Recreation
1/24 - Software, Design and Development
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Chris
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« Reply #14 on: 07/10/01 at 02:35 PM » |
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There's that many people in Auzatralia? Wow.
P.S. I understand you not being the first in Math.
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Brian is master. He was right. As was always.
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*Director of Co-ordinated Searches for Sea Snakes*
*Commander in Chief of Internal Supply of Staples*
*Head Organizer of Mindless Ramblings*
*Director of All That is Irrelevant*
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Creator of What!?!, The Never Ending Thread
I will generally be kind, but once in a while, in the still of the night, the wolves will be allowed to howl. -Eddy
Character is who you are online! - Skeebercat(2)
Pea Lovers Forever!
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Eddy
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« Reply #15 on: 07/10/01 at 03:09 PM » |
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Robbo, that is no excuse. You seem like a nice guy, even if you are from a country from whom's name that I can't spell. You may have unleashed Yahoo Seriously upon us and maybe even Right Said Fred and Midnight Oil, but I can forgive you, simply because I heard koalas are cute. Now get back to your studies and prove that Austria is a civilized nation, much like, umm, Malarialand or something.
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El Presidente Para La Vida de la Isla Magnifica de Eddy
The only bad post is the one not posted. - El_malo
Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... - Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan
The Official Rebel Paddling Ceremony. Now with paddles!
Eddy is the lifestyle revolution of the 21st century!
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robbo
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« Reply #16 on: 07/10/01 at 03:16 PM » |
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WHAT?  ? i axed school (except maths) and you tell me to study I'M ON HOLIDAYS BUGGER OFF |
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Eddy
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« Reply #17 on: 07/10/01 at 03:28 PM » |
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Bugger off?
Bugger off?!
I see how it is. You think it is ok to tell me what to do, but when I try to give you friendly advice, it's bugger off.
You just wait friend. It'll be world war three and you'll say "Eddy, please help us! Malaysian women are invading my pathtically underprivilged country.!"
Me? What will I say? Ha! I will say..and I quote...."Bugger off!"
Smoke them apples mister when the Malaysian hookers invade!
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El Presidente Para La Vida de la Isla Magnifica de Eddy
The only bad post is the one not posted. - El_malo
Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... - Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan
The Official Rebel Paddling Ceremony. Now with paddles!
Eddy is the lifestyle revolution of the 21st century!
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robbo
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« Reply #18 on: 07/10/01 at 03:51 PM » |
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robbo
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