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« on: 05/23/01 at 12:12 AM »

Ok, we need to make sure everyone is attired properly.

Brian looks very fetching in his Armani suit.  Ooh, custom fitted yet.

I'm wearing the usual high heels, miniskirt, tube top and tons of gold jewelry that looks really tacky but good in a Madonna during her boy-toy years.

MrP is wearing an army commander's uniform.  Oooh I love a man in uniform.  

Ok, I've set the camera on auto-picture.  Hurry everyone.

Move over Brian!  Your butt isn't getting smaller ever since you took a desk job!  Ouch!  MrP I am wearing strappies and you stepped on my toe!  Brian, quit sticking your tongue out.  MrP comb your heair, it's about to

Flash click whirrrrr.....

Oh great, I blinked.

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El Presidente Para La Vida de la Isla Magnifica de Eddy

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Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... -  Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan

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« Reply #1 on: 05/23/01 at 10:25 AM »

It's a good thing your eyes were closed, you won't see where my hands were until after the photo's developed! Shocked
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« Reply #2 on: 05/23/01 at 11:54 PM »

You prevert!!!

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El Presidente Para La Vida de la Isla Magnifica de Eddy

The only bad post is the one not posted. - El_malo
Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... -  Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan

The Official Rebel Paddling Ceremony.  Now with paddles!

Eddy is the lifestyle revolution of the 21st century!
Brian
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« Reply #3 on: 05/24/01 at 05:28 AM »

And your point is?

At least you were smiling for the camera! Wink Shocked
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« Reply #4 on: 05/24/01 at 02:36 PM »

eddy if you were smiling you were obviousely enjoying where brians hand was
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« Reply #5 on: 05/24/01 at 05:04 PM »

When you are single, you take the action where you can get it.

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The only bad post is the one not posted. - El_malo
Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... -  Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan

The Official Rebel Paddling Ceremony.  Now with paddles!

Eddy is the lifestyle revolution of the 21st century!
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« Reply #6 on: 05/24/01 at 09:27 PM »

sometimes that rule no apply

e.g. http://www.cafetropico.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.pl?board=arena&action=display&num=988406111
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« Reply #7 on: 05/25/01 at 09:13 AM »

Quote

When you are single, you take the action where you can get it.


I resent that!  I may be perverted but I'm certainly not cheap! Angry
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« Reply #8 on: 05/25/01 at 09:49 PM »

Yeah right.  I bought you a big mac and fries and you were practically assaulting me before we even got to Lover's Lane.

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The only bad post is the one not posted. - El_malo
Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... -  Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan

The Official Rebel Paddling Ceremony.  Now with paddles!

Eddy is the lifestyle revolution of the 21st century!
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« Reply #9 on: 05/26/01 at 06:22 PM »

Lover's Lane?  You told me we were going to the demolition derby!  I even wore my hot pink spandex pants and "I Love Beer" t-shirt for it! Angry

I figured afterwards we'd head over to the nearest biker bar and count how many seconds it took until we were beaten to within an inch of our lives! Smiley
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« Reply #10 on: 05/26/01 at 10:51 PM »

That's tomorrow night silly.  And since when have you started wearing hot pink spandex?  And why does it have a "Property of Eddy" tag hanging from it?   Angry
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The only bad post is the one not posted. - El_malo
Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... -  Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan

The Official Rebel Paddling Ceremony.  Now with paddles!

Eddy is the lifestyle revolution of the 21st century!
Brian
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« Reply #11 on: 05/27/01 at 09:04 AM »

I'm not sure, I thought we were equals... I didn't realize you thought of me as your "property!" Cry
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« Reply #12 on: 05/27/01 at 01:35 PM »

i wanna moderate this board
i wanna lock this before it goes any further
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« Reply #13 on: 05/27/01 at 05:48 PM »

Now now Robbo.  I understand.  I know you are afraid of what we write here, but you should know something.  Something dark.  Something Awful.

I am more scared, because you see, I wrote some of this stuff!!!   Shocked
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The only bad post is the one not posted. - El_malo
Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... -  Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan

The Official Rebel Paddling Ceremony.  Now with paddles!

Eddy is the lifestyle revolution of the 21st century!
Brian
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« Reply #14 on: 05/27/01 at 07:19 PM »

And where is the something dark.... something awful you spoke of?!  Don't just sit there whining about writing most of this stuff, we already know who the guilty parties are.  Get to the good stuff!  We're all waiting! Angry
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« Reply #15 on: 05/28/01 at 09:56 PM »

keep going boys
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« Reply #16 on: 05/28/01 at 10:40 PM »

No!  I won't post.  I won't!  Especially not to give you a cheap thrill!  No posting.  

Angry
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The only bad post is the one not posted. - El_malo
Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... -  Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan

The Official Rebel Paddling Ceremony.  Now with paddles!

Eddy is the lifestyle revolution of the 21st century!
robbo
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« Reply #17 on: 05/28/01 at 10:52 PM »

fine then
i don't care


you just won't reach the new level
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« Reply #18 on: 05/29/01 at 09:01 AM »

Eddy!  I'm so disappointed in you!  I'm ashamed to call myself an Emperor (no, I'm not giving up the title, so wipe that thought clear out of your head!)

Now get back in here and post something!  You can't leave me here in these hot pink spandex pants for much longer!  I can't feel my feet anymore! Shocked
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« Reply #19 on: 05/30/01 at 03:20 AM »

Oh Brian, what did I tell you?  Make sure you check the size in the store before buying them.  At least these aren't Jordache Jeans from the 80s.  Remember those?  Skin tight as in "I can't breathe, for the love of God, help me!"  I always liked the ankle zippers.  Much more fashionable than bell bottonms that just look retarded.  

There was a case where a girl wore her jeans so tight that the fire department had to cut her out of them.  The zipper broke and they were way too tight to pull off then.   duh_doh_duh_doh!  I hope that won't be needed here Brian.
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The only bad post is the one not posted. - El_malo
Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... -  Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan

The Official Rebel Paddling Ceremony.  Now with paddles!

Eddy is the lifestyle revolution of the 21st century!
robbo
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« Reply #20 on: 05/30/01 at 01:10 PM »

but tight pants are GOOD, on a woman
on you two its a different story
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« Reply #21 on: 05/30/01 at 01:11 PM »

but tight pants are GOOD, on a woman
on you two its a different story
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« Reply #22 on: 05/30/01 at 09:51 PM »

I must admit that in meatspace I prefer somewhat loose fitting clothes.  The women (and some men) would be unable to control themselves if I wore tight clothes.

I like being able to breathe, although I really miss ankle zippers.  Awww man, now I am all nostalgic.  I did see an ad where a woman was wearing jeans and high heels.  Reminded me of 9th grade.
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The only bad post is the one not posted. - El_malo
Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... -  Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan

The Official Rebel Paddling Ceremony.  Now with paddles!

Eddy is the lifestyle revolution of the 21st century!
robbo
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« Reply #23 on: 05/30/01 at 10:18 PM »

i for one would not be one of those people.


i am reminded of a student teacher, who taught my class last year. She had the nasty habit of wearing TIGHT pants and TIGHT tops. How is a man supposed to get an education, with this going on. It was a break from the ugly or married or male teachers that we normally get, to have a hot young 22-24 year old teaching.

Miss Jordan, please come back to my school when you finish uni
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« Reply #24 on: 05/31/01 at 12:47 AM »

I actually prefer a teacher who isn't hot.  I am there to learn, not to fantasize.
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The only bad post is the one not posted. - El_malo
Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... -  Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan

The Official Rebel Paddling Ceremony.  Now with paddles!

Eddy is the lifestyle revolution of the 21st century!
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