Help Me Knock Off That Ape!

[Luke]

as many of you know the barmaid is trying to vote the officer of since its her last hope of staying on the island.

well dadgumedit dont make me play the twisted sister song "We're Not Going To Take It"

cuz i sure as hell aint going to. vote that ape of and be protected by the policeofficer!

[Rachel]

I was just wondering why you're trying to vote all the females off the island?  You claim to welcome females to this forum, but you kick them off your island.  You started with 10 men and 6 women.  You already voted off half the women, and you want to get rid of another one.  That will leave  6 men and 2 women.  Would you rather be with other men?  I'm with you, Selma.  I voted for the policeman too.  If they go ahead and kick you off, I might leave too.

[Mr.P]

Rachel, even if Selma goes off, there are still 6 men to chuck off, so don't be disheartened.
Whilst I'd love Selma to stay, I can't have the policeman voted off, so I'm afraid our barmaid will have to go.  

[Rachel]

I did what I could, but it was not enough.  I looked at the vote totals at 10:25, and it looks like Selma's gone.  What a shame!  You guys must be chauvanists!

[Luke]

rachel rachel rachel what in hell will i do with you

can u please answer this

i am not a bad guy just the dadgumed police offcier

dont make me...take out them hand-cuffs baby!

[Rachel]

I'm sorry Mr. Luke.  I have nothing against your Military Policeman.  But he was the only one close enough to catch Selma.  And on this forum, we girls have to stick together.  That's why I have to leave now.  Julia is apparently not really on the island now anyway.  And that leaves just the Female Rebel.  I was warned against associating with them.

[Eddy]

We aren't chauvinists at all my dear.

Come come.  Sit down.  Here, have some tea.

We like women on Tropico.  But well, we're guys and we need to protect our own.  Look at you women.  You get to go out on dates and men pay.  You get married, and the man has to buy the engagement ring.  When there's a big ugly spider, men have to stomp it (not that that's a bad thing sometimes).  When the toilet gets clogged, men have to unclog it.  Ewww....

If anything, we are trying to protect you from the nastiness on Survivor.  That hot blazing sun, those hungry alligators, the lack of food.  If anything, we are the ones who should be praised.

Now get me my strawberry fizzy wench!

[Brian]

Eddy, I agree with you almost entirely.  I'm not going anywhere near some big ugly spider!  I send my wife after them, and then she (the former Girl Scout that she is) picks the freakin' thing up in her hand, shows it to me (which in turn makes me shriek like a schoolgirl and jump on a chair) and then takes the "poor, innocent little spider" outside and sets it on a plant.

Ummm... can you all forget about the "shriek like a schoolgirl and jump on a chair" reference?  Thanks!  

[Bulletsponge]

Rachel i see what your saying, those pigs voted my female tourist off as soon as they had a chance. i will vow never to vote for the female rebel (unless i found out her sponsor voted for Pamela). The only reason i was voting for Selma is because she was the ringleader behind the forces that got my Pamela ousted.

poor Pamela, all she wanted to do was nude sunbath, but Selma got jealous and had to get rid of her

[Luke]

selma was a joke man. i took care of her.

i had my peeps behind me all the way

you have been avenage pammy may u rest on the beach in peace