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Zalfolax_14
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« on: 10/11/01 at 07:59 AM » |
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Hello all!
I have finally pooooooosted 100 times, and am now at the rank of Rebel! Yay! You see, I'm a pretty slow pooooooster. I think I registered here in June, and 4 months later here I am. I don't want to flood the Nightclub with annoying stuff or anything.
I believe I am now due for a paddling. See, these rituals are a part of the Forum culture. I will be paddled with pride! Speaking of which, now that I am not a Peasant, will you, Timmy, give me a better explanation of your Bludgeonator? I read the "Junta_Joe Has Become a Dictator" thread plenty of times, and I still don't get it. But mark my words, I will find out! *Laughs evilly*
Thanks everyone!
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« Reply #1 on: 10/11/01 at 10:58 AM » |
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Yes well, well done Zalfolax_14 for becoming a rebel - I'm not sure it was very wise to advertise the fact though. You actually want a paddling? My advice to you would be to run and hide in the forest. It's probably too late for that now though   |
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Mike
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« Reply #2 on: 10/11/01 at 12:18 PM » |
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Hmmmmmm...
I think we can arrange a little object lesson about the Bludgeonator. Come to the House of Doom Tuesday.
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« Reply #3 on: 10/11/01 at 02:31 PM » |
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I wouldn't trust Timmy Zalfolax, and I've got the scars to prove it.  Want to see....  |
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DonaMaria
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« Reply #4 on: 10/11/01 at 02:41 PM » |
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Congrats...but you're actually advertising for a paddling?  ?? What is this world coming to? What's next? Dogs sleeping with cats? *faints* |
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Mike
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« Reply #5 on: 10/11/01 at 02:45 PM » |
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Geez, the nerve. He's REALLY gonna get it this time. Especially having written his own promotion thread |
Wash uffitze and drive me to firenze
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« Reply #6 on: 10/11/01 at 02:54 PM » |
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You took the words right out of my mouth Timmy. |
Tortoise... Leader of the idiot convention
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A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.
A poor surgeon hurts 1 person at a time. A poor teacher hurts 130.
"And all that I ever was able to see. The fire in the air glowing red, silhouetting the smoke in the breeze."- Al Stewart "Road to Moscow"
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Gigo
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« Reply #7 on: 10/11/01 at 04:20 PM » |
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Metta.
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Zalfolax_14
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« Reply #8 on: 10/11/01 at 06:15 PM » |
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Thanks all! And, no, Timmy, I will not go to the House Doom. And, no, Tortoise, I would not like to see the aftermath of your paddling.
Heh heh: *Places big sponge in the seat of his camoflauge pants*
And everyone! I'm writing a new Tropico story! Check the thread "Fritz and the Tropican Revolution, by Zalfolax_14". I am trying to depict Tropico with a German influence. Happy reading!
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DonaMaria
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« Reply #9 on: 10/11/01 at 07:30 PM » |
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****shakes head sadly****
I'm afraid that sponge isn't quite big enough to help you.....
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Tropico's Official Flannel Inspector.
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« Reply #10 on: 10/12/01 at 05:25 AM » |
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Congrats Zalfolax.......here's a nice new red beret for you. Wear it with pride.
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Eddy
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« Reply #11 on: 10/14/01 at 05:25 PM » |
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A paddling?
Do you have an appointment?
No? No matter. I have an open hour right now.
Now now senor. Do not make it more difficult.
Just line up, drop your drawers and remind yourself that this is a part of being a rebel.
What! A sponge? Heh heh heh. You may keep your feeble attempt at protection. I hope it serves you well.
WHOOOSH!!!
BANG!!!
Oh senor. You should have mentioned that you don't like chocolate. I will have to take your initiation gift and substitute it with this copy of "The Dukes of Hazzard Movie."
Heh heh heh.
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El Presidente Para La Vida de la Isla Magnifica de Eddy
The only bad post is the one not posted. - El_malo
Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... - Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan
The Official Rebel Paddling Ceremony. Now with paddles!
Eddy is the lifestyle revolution of the 21st century!
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Mike
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« Reply #12 on: 10/14/01 at 06:10 PM » |
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Teamster: Wee-eel, ah was doin' my rounds an' all the sudden ah find dis big bloody sponge. Wut should ah do wit' it, boss?
Timmy: *snickers uncontrollably* Mail it to Zalfolax. He'll be needing it.
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Eddy
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« Reply #13 on: 10/15/01 at 01:25 AM » |
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And even the bravest residents of CafeTropico shuddered in fear as an evil chuckle rings from the heavens.
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El Presidente Para La Vida de la Isla Magnifica de Eddy
The only bad post is the one not posted. - El_malo
Mess with the best, get paddled like the rest. - Junta Joe
May the redness of your bottom be an example to all who dare to challenge Eddy... - Mr. P
A day without paddling is like a day without the sun. - AriesQTPie
I will BE posting! - BatchMan
The Official Rebel Paddling Ceremony. Now with paddles!
Eddy is the lifestyle revolution of the 21st century!
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Wordmeister Bob
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« Reply #14 on: 10/15/01 at 02:10 AM » |
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Congratulations, Zalfolax.
*shuddering in fear*
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Zalfolax_14
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« Reply #15 on: 10/15/01 at 02:31 PM » |
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*Rubs butt and realizes that the Forum needs an infirmary*
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